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"Why are the fishnets deployed?"
"Counter weigth, stupid." |
Kaleun: -"Verdammten Vikings, always showing off!"
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Germany's explanation of why they invaded the neutral Norway.
*** Anyone remember... http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=83595 |
BERNARD forget the recognition manual YOU DUMBKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think this is FUBARS way of saying "Size Matters".
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"Due to lack of funds to build battleships, the norweigen navy has developed the battletrawler"
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"Bernard... it's for you. I think it's your ex-wife come to collect."
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For those with historical knowledge about the German navy: ;) 2 new sailors on the trawler talk: "Where did the captain get this one heck of a gun?" "Dunno, all I know is that he was fishing in the Oslo fjord for some time..." |
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... And EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL GUNS!!!!
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"I knew they were a little angry after I cut their nets, but I didn't think they would hold a gruge!"
"What do you mean he got them on Ebay!!!!" "I'm never going to live this down in Keil, out gunned by a fishing boat!!" |
"Bernard! I TOLD you it wasn't a good idea to tell the "how many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke in that bar, but would you listen to me? NoooOOoooo..."
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