Allright allright, I get the picture, but look at my post-history okay? 7(8) posts total:nope:

:nope: No no No No .... doesnt matter the few post the first you have too look for.
Whois Bernard!

or else you piss off Dowly ;)

Imagine you are runing silent. And Bernard is at the helm. Then you look at the speedmeter and it says AHEAD FLANK. "We have been detected, sir."
"Bernard, this is your last patrol. Hans, get me my luger!!!":yep: :up: :rock:

That mod would be the most downloaded after GW.
BTW, how do you do those pics 'bout Bernard? Is it a game bug or you edit pics?:doh: :stare: :88)

Sorry Hunter ICX, but the way I see it if Bernards manning the radio....

What if your tracking a convoy for intercept? Just using hydrophones, dolphining up and down about 15 to 20 Km away just out of detection, now Bernard decides to send a status report to Bdu...... surprise you just got DF'd. Not so covert now!

Or maybe he just calls up that Somers Destroyer for a chat about the weather!:rotfl:

I'm glad lots of you also find this idea amusing, it would be really fun, however does anybody know where to start?

Knowing my luck, I'd be given 3 Bernard's:o

With this mod could you load them into torpedo tubes and fire them against the enemy?? So, it's against the Geneva convention, but this is unresticed warfare!!

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Um.....who is......Bernard?:hmm:

Our Idiot Mascot:cool:.

B-astard
E-xtremely stupid
R-etarded
N-00b
A-hole
R-oyal arse
D-imwitted beyond state of the art dimwitting measuring tools

:rotfl: :rotfl: You should put that on a t-shirt and sell it :rotfl: :rotfl:

What would be Bernard's last name? Or surname, if you use that term.

EDIT: Oh, and another thing: if you use Bernard, you really should get some sort of bonus on renown for having had to deal w/him. And if it were possible to have him as an NCO or officer, the bonus should be even larger.

They could include him in the sh3 commander sabotage thingy. Weapons check okay, crash dive okay, rudders okay. hmmm ... I seem to be good to go.

"Hello, herr Kaleun!"
"Scheisse!"

Btw, Bernards last name should be Hellheimer.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Can Bernard have this written on the back of his shirt???

Maybe we can launch him from Rohr eins. :up:

No no, bad idea. He'd probably make a circular run......

Dummkopf, Bernard Dummkopf.

Bah, we should put him in the bed with the captains daughter (early in the morning:) )