Maybe the phrase ‘elastic loaves’ is a pithily rhyme in Iranian or some such, like a double-entendre.

You know where the world is going to when people find Ahmedinejad absolutely normal, nothing special.

Little Tariq at the classroom: "But Professor, didn't ancient Persia had more philosophers than Norway, Iceland, France and Finland combined to this date? Wasn't this region a cosmopolitan crossroad of commerce, trade where people from all over the world met and passed through. The route connecting East to West? Why evertime Islam becomes stronger, we grow more ignorant, alienated and oppressed?"