To ensure that Blue States maintain parity I'm starting my Anti-Matter Generation program. We should have the delivery vehicles assembled in three months by cheap illegal workers from Mexico. We should have a dozen weapons ready by October. We will blow up a small moon in December. And we hope to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe some time in ’07. :rock:

I guess it's time I announced my intentions then....

In my garden shed I have built a fully functional time machine, I intend to travel into the future and see what lies ahead for us.

Oh dear...it doesn't look so good...
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Ok, that does it :) We in the Red States demand you cease your enrichment plans at once and allow Texas Inspection Teams in to monitor. We are sealing the broder so you can expect no more Mexicans coming through. All options are on the table. :ping:

How the hell did you design a miniturized warhead without first taking baby steps to design about a 15 to 30 kt device first? I'd have to place my bets on the fact that your failure rate will be near 100% without knowing how the simple device works first! :)

-S :hmm:

How could I be so stupid and you be so smart??? I just figured it out! You are building a dirty bomb! You will explode it, come back a week or two later and collect the deer! Duh! OK, you will probably have a 100% success rate then. Sorry to have ever doubted you!

-S

I know we "The Finns" are crazy but...
 

Suddenly found this topic and almost had a heart attack and at the same time pissing my pants.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Finland might consider enriching uranium!!!:o Bloody heck they will have the bomb and then we will be all screwed, Finland wants world domination quick nuke them before they nuke us.

:-j :-j :-j

i have no problems with them and uranium they havent exactly threatened to wipe anyone off the face of the earth have they

Try saying that after they drop the bomb on you. :smug:

Hey guys, I'm putting the finishing touches on the first stage of my gaseous thermal diffusion plant. I know nobody has enriched uranium using this method this the 50s, but I need a bit of technical help. I can't get ahold of any cheap Uranium Hexaflouride. Apparently it's been outlawed.

Where can I find some?

If Finland try's it on with us Brits, I am going to send Oberon over there too have a word with them. ;)

Ok, we've reached the critical stage. Where are all the demonstrations? The activists? Are all the peaceniks on a hippie-break?

I'm warning you, I may have to use this thing on someone. It's killing the grass around my shop.
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NEWSFLASH: FINNS ANNOUNCE COMPLETION OF FIRST BOMB

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OL CRAP :o

TIME FOR ONE LAST BEER. :lol: