All your base :rotfl:

Oberon: In A.D. 2005, collision was beginning.
Kapitan: What happen ?
Michman: Someone set up us the Nimitz.
Starshini: We get signal.
Kapitan: What !
Starshini: Main gertrude turn on.
Kapitan: It's you !!
NIMITZ: How are you gentlemen !!
NIMITZ: All your sail are belong to us.
NIMITZ: You are on the way to destruction.
Kapitan: What you say !!
NIMITZ: You have no chance to surface make your time.
NIMITZ: Ha Ha Ha ....
Starshini: Captain !!
Kapitan: Take off every 'Akula' !!
Kapitan: You know what you doing.
Kapitan: Move 'Akula'.
Kapitan: For great repairs.

:lol: :-j :-j

Good luck Kap, keep us posted with your trip.

LMAO will do 20 mins and i depart

Time Narrative

1200 Pulled slowly away from the pier, then reved up for 23 knots.

1217 Passed the statue of liberty and MS Bremen cruise ship

1249 Passed under the Brooklyn Bridge no problem

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This is me on the bridge wing leaving port slowly.

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Down town manhatten from the bridge wing

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Picture from a motor boat i passed, giving us a honk on the horn :D

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Queen Mary 2 passing a sail boat showing off her sheer size

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Just scraping under the Brooklyn Bridge mind you i was doing 14 knots at the time :D

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The four huge azi pods that power QM2 up to 28 knots

12.55 Got drunk in celebration

13.30 Out cold

16.55 Woke up “ARRRREEEEEEEE no one at the helm�

21.09 Back on course

00.00 Fell asleep, auto pilot on

05.00 Woke up and had corn flakes in beer

Just spicing it up a bit Kap. :-j

lol i like it :D

However there is always some one at the helm isnt there Mr Monkey

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Just got to be careful he doesnt roll a reefer :up:

Sorry to spoil it oberon but i passed the statue of liberty 3 hours ago and got under the brroklyn bridge without a scratch now its just wide open atlantic ocean.

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Kap - "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT"

CREW - And iceberg sir"

Kap - "Ramming speed"


CRASH, THUD, BOOM........................?

Funny you should have written that, I just put the finishing touches to this:

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Well i never i cant believe you guys think im like that sheesh come on im not that bad am i ?

Yes you are. ;) :-j

Yes admitedly the stennis accident was my fault and i did cause several million dollars worth of damage to a submarine, but thats not the point accidents happen.

Even the jahre viking incident wasnt entirly my ffault computer error made me run aground :D