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Khayman 04-26-06 03:34 AM

Seal off your room when you submerge, seal it completely so no air gets in. Only unseal it when you surface or use a snort. Now you too can die through lack of air, or appreciate the wonderful feeling when you get some fresh air after nearly dying.

Get all your friends to do the toilet and throw up in some buckets. Add some oil then kick them over when you're suffering a prolonged depth charge attack.

rls669 04-26-06 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frenssen
The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks

Actually this is a common occurrence when a new sim comes out.

Dowly 04-26-06 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rls669
Quote:

Originally Posted by Frenssen
The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks

Actually this is a common occurrence when a new sim comes out.

That´s sad... BUT TRUE!! :rotfl:

kiwi_2005 04-26-06 06:39 PM

Quote:

The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks
:yep:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

bookworm_020 04-26-06 09:48 PM

How can it be realistic if there is no woman waiting for you at home??

Shaffer4 04-27-06 12:39 AM

Don't forget to hang a monitor from the Ceiling and attach two handles to simulate the Periscope..

CptGrayWolf 04-27-06 01:07 AM

Shaffer4 that's a mighty big sig there mate...Dr.Freud might have some theory's about that :hmm:

Shaffer4 04-27-06 01:14 AM

your right... I'm compensating.... for my inadequate, Pathetic, Sad excuse for a...... Video Card... :-j (but seriously... MX cards blow... in the bad way.)

CptGrayWolf 04-27-06 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaffer4
your right... I'm compensating.... for my inadequate, Pathetic, Sad excuse for a...... Video Card... :-j (but seriously... MX cards blow... in the bad way.)

:rotfl:

Phylacista 04-27-06 01:31 AM

When returning to port after a sucsessful patrol dont forget to shower in roses... and seagull droppings ;-)

Shaffer4 04-27-06 01:36 AM

There is that better? lol...

And by the way... we are ALL compensating by plunging into the depths in a submarine game...

Myxale 04-27-06 05:58 AM

The only hardcore Realizm setting i use in a longer campain (beside the game setting), is my rotten see-man pullover and the no shawing thing! :hmm:

The Noob 04-27-06 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005
When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!!

:yep: :-j

Then you run back into the toilet and Shout FLUTEN! Before you press the flush... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Seminole 04-27-06 11:27 AM

Lock your heads when you are below periscope depth.

Phylacista 04-27-06 01:45 PM

Yeah and you will yell "Alarm" very often. Why is that?

Because of the door bell. There are a lot of men ringing. Why is that?

Because it is night and of course you have switched to red light.


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