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Reece, Aktungbby, and Jim are sitting in the community room of the old folk's home one fine day.
"Every morning at 6 AM, I wake up and go to the bathroom", says Jim. "I sit and strain for half an hour but nothing happens, so I give up and get dressed." "I know what you're saying", says Aktungbby. "I also wake up at 6 AM and go to the bathroom to take a leak but nothing happens. I miss being young". "You think that's bad?", says Reece. "Every morning at 6 AM I take a massive dump and whizz like a race horse". "What's so bad about that?" "The nurse doesn't get me out of bed until 8 AM". :doh: :woot: |
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Thanks again all, I appreciate it. :yeah: |
It seems I missed the party. :oops:
:Kaleun_Party::Kaleun_Cheers:Happy belated birthday Reece and many, many more. I hope you had a great day there, especially with family and friends.:Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Party: https://external-content.duckduckgo....6pid%3DApi&f=1 ~ All the best~ |
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Crickey, Happy b-day!:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:
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Happy Birthday Sir. :salute:
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I have had Cognac, cake like that and strawberries and it is indeed great. :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up: |
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Is it all the Fosters you can drink:Kaleun_Cheers:, then we are going to Outback for dinner?
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Sounds like a good idea to me Jason!! :yep:
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Catching up, again...
Hope you had a great birthday, Reece; you're edging up to join some of the rest of us in the "7 decades Club", hope you make it to join and hope you are able to join even more 'decades' clubs; good health, good luck, and good life to you and yours... <O> |
Happy Belated (:oops:) Birthday, Reece!!
I hope you had an excellent birthday, and I wish you a wonderful year filled with friends and family; with many more glorious years on your way. May Death not touch your family for this year and the years to come May grief and strife not touch your family for this year and the years to come Let this year and your many more years be filled with untold blessings and majestic peacefulness. My apologies if that was a bit too poetic. If I want to make this short I might as well make it memorable! :haha: |
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