And I think Mr Quatro needs to take a powder (whatever that means)

Powder causes cancer :yep:

Maybe Onkel Neal should publish a book called "The Short Stories of Subsim: Stories written by the craziest skippers on Subsim!"

Anyways, my story is:


AKTUNGS CRAZY LIFE

By: the beast


He has always been a man of mystery. Legend has it that Aktung was born in the pits of the Yellowstone Supervolcano. Molded from Rock and Magma, he was sent into the land of the living and given the name Aktungbby.

Since his youth, he has been known to cause trouble. Irish lore says that he once killed a Lepperchaun after it stole his pot of gold. German lore recalls of a mystical man who killed Krampus by throwing him into the Yellowstone Supervolcano.

After he turned 331, in 1898, after being born in 1567, he was finally old enough to get a job. He got a job working for the Queens Royal Guard, unknown to the public is that he kidnapped one of the Queen's nieces and raised her to become an Ark Angel.

He served in the British Army from 1909 to 1967. He retired from the Army after being abducted by aliens who claimed they were after him for his Lepperchaun Gold.

Afterwards, a Mafia hit was placed on him and he was forced to live in the dark where he remains to this day. We do not know where he currently resides, but some say that he is the beast that Onkel Neal has chained under his ranch, to strong to be let loose, he is instead used on Onkels famous website, Subsim Radio Room Forums.com, as a crazy man who posts on threads such as the Five Word Story Game and Who/What/Where game.


****End of AKTUNGS CRAZY LIFE******

Titel: From the futures past.
Author Mieka.

Hi dear members of Subsim forum.

My name is Mieka from your future. I was born in earth year 2290 and are 36 years old, which mean we are now in the earth year 2326.

How can I send a message back to you, you may wonder ?
Well somewhere in the middle of the 2200 a group of scientist from one of our university discovered they could, by using lights and quantum mechanics send message back. first they send a message back 1 hour with success. So far they have manage to send a message, which doesn't mess up with the words, 1 year.

Since this was discovered it was decided it should be forbidden for ordinary citizens to use this possibility.

So I'm in way breaking one of our laws by sending you this message.
Why am I doing it then ?
To tell you a little about the future and what's await your children in the future.
It also have something to do with my interest in the history of the Internet and my interest in military history, which lead me to this forum and your 100 years ago today.

Terrible things await you and your children and their children- This will continue until the beginning of the 2200.
Not so far after the will be another these peace conference
This time they decided not to put a blame on one country or countries, instead this conference, which toke place between 2210 to 2230(yes 20 years)

They decided to look into the human behaviour.
First they looked at the thing that have created most war and terror in our history-Religion.

Today we haven't got any religion, I have the right to have a personal belief if I want to, but I'm not allowed spread it so to say.

The next they looked at was politics.
Today we doesn't have politicians, we have given birth rights and other rights We don't vote anymore.
We have authorities in our local areas which keep things running and regional groups and a world group.

The next they looked at was money.
Today we haven't got money. We live in a money free world. Instead your earn points and depending on if your are single like me or have a family you have rights to get things, food and so on. You are also given a flat or a house.
This depends on your status and education in the society.

How many are we, you may think ?
Last time they made a count, which was about 3 years ago, I think it was, we were 2.7 billion citizens of mother earth.
Then there is the Outsiders they live outside in the nature and live by the nature. They are very peaceful I have been in their village now and then to buy things with my points I have earned.
We don't know how many they are.

Well that's all for me. I hope this long message wouldn't mess up.

Mieka
(I'm using mapuc's account-Hope he or she doesn't get angry)

Hey Meika you dirty dog, you're going to get in trouble for hacking Mapuc's Subsim account you know, I could smooth things over with Onkel Neal for a price old boy. Its quite simple really and no harm will come to any little kittens for doing it. All you have to do is give me the British National Lottery winning numbers on Saturday June 20th 2020, see I told you it was easy, by the way, if you don't give me them I'll go and hunt Mapuc down and put him in a Korma, yep, a chicken Korma. His account will be closed down as he will be classed as brain dead again and he won't be too happy about that I can tell you. :O:

Moonlight.

Meika can't answer you Moonlight she's a girl and she's not even born yet, but let me in on the British National Lottery winning numbers on Saturday June 20th 2020 and I will let you live :arrgh!:

Titel: Greetings from the parallel universe
Author Steve

Hi from one of you parallel universe, I'm Steve an ordinary citizens who have gain access to one of our transponder.
I "borrowed" my friends access card and I had luck passing some gates.
Now I'm here sitting in front of a wizard board.

I'm texting my message in the air. I have some plastic things around my fingertips. And the keyboard is floating in the air right in front of me.

Even though we have the technique, to fly between our galaxy in warp speed, we can also travel between our parallel univers.

We can't....why ?

Let me put it this way...our atoms are negative loaded, while yours is positive loaded.

For centuries our scientist have tried to find a way so we could meet you and give all the knowledge we have gathered throughout the centuries to you.

Before I close down.
We have a forum like yours.
Except here members which similar alias have different stand points.
The owner here is called Catfish.

Take care
.....end of transmission...piiip....piiip...

Steve

I can positive load your atoms if you just send me your bank sort code and account number, then you can travel to the parallel universe and take out the money before I steal it

Titel: Unknown place
Author Old Chap

Hi there how are you, I hope you are fine.
What I'm going to tell you will knock your socks off and you will not believe me.

Where I am I don't know it's an unknown place.
The liquor is free, drink as much as you like-no side effect, such as hangover or getting drunk, and it tast wonderful.

The food is a chapter for itself delicious. Eat how much you want, you don't get sated or fat, from it.

The women...wow I tell you.

Now how did I get here...well I...don't...really know for sure.
The last thing I remember was that I was on my way home from work, when I felt certain pain in my breast which become worse...then all went black and the next I saw was this great hall, with all this liquor, food and women

Only different is that I seem to have got new clothes on me...with a number 2 glued onto my clothes here and there.
I'm not the only one here in this great hall, there are others too, and they to have this number on their clothes.

Wait I seem to hear something...sounds like it comes from some speaker...I can't see any..Let hear what they are saying.

A Dark deep voice:
Group 2 are the next to walk upside down in the slurry..end of mission....

Old Chap