I live too close to Portland(ia), Ore-gone. You may need to clarify this for the 45 different gender types they have here. Not sure how this all "trans"-lates to British PCness? Queen Victoria must be spinning in her grave? (not a sexual term)


East end boys, West end girls? What does that even mean? Is it like a transgeordie or a scousersexual? Christ, how do I even fit a Steed joke in here? ...then there's the convicts, from convict island? What sort of debauchery....nevermind.




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Well... if they were listed by number, one could go for NN-man (e.g. 33-man)


...or maybe not!
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Let them eat...
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King & Queen sized beds could be next, royalism? :haha:

Manwich. Deary me - is that a real product? (I'm loth to google for it).

it is and it is nasty. There is a real "chemical" taste to it. It's not that difficult to make "sloppy joes" as they are also called, from scratch.

I remember Manwich from the cafeteria in one of the high schools I attended; back then, the days of the week often dictated the fare, such as "Taco Tuesday", "Fish Stick Fridays", etc. One of the schools had Manwich Sloppy Joes on the same day every week and you could see the very large, institutional pack cans of Manwich sauce if you looked back into the kitchen area...


...and, yes, Manwich is truly vile; but, then again, the usual high school fare was, in general, vile back then in the days before good nutrition...












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It's funny - some processed cheap foods were actually nice: I remember the scrambled eggs we used to get, made from powdered eggs. Instead of actually being scrambled, it was a sheet of yellow. Bloody marvellous. Plus glow-in-the-dark school curry. It was quite a shock when I finally had a real 'curry' (Masala or whatever).


And fish-finger sandwiches... mmm. Nowadays I am medically obliged to eat the vegan ones, which are just as 'dirty' (you wouldn't know they weren't real ones... that probably tells you more about what goes into cheap fish-fingers than you would wish to know).


I've just remembered - we used to have a dinner lady with only 5 fingers across two hands: used to scare the hell out of us when she came around and told you to eat up your sausages. :arrgh!:


And don't forget:
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heh. Personacles. Do you work in Personhatton?

Well - after the "Brexit" there is nothing left.
We destroyed the British Empire. :O:

So we Germans have won World War I. :03:

:yeah:

Wanna get into a bit of fight with your lady? Mention to her that the Spanish word for handcuffs, esposas, is the same word they use for wife...














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