SUBSIM Radio Room Forums

SUBSIM Radio Room Forums (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/index.php)
-   General Topics (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/forumdisplay.php?f=175)
-   -   A question about umbrellas (https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=223689)

STEED 01-07-16 12:23 PM

Make way for the umbrella expert, right now I can offer a good range of umbrellas at good prices.

Sword umbrella

Camera umbrella

Knock out gas umbrella

Sturdy grip umbrella to knock weapons out of bad guys hands

Who needs guns knifes tanks atom bombs? You're classic 1960's Spy hero needs not these just a good solid umbrella.

Interested in the above? We also have multi function umbrellas all four in one super secret agent umbrella that comes in super Black or Gloss Black or Matt Black or just plain old Black.

Still interested?

STEED'S Secret Agent Umbrellas
Mothers secret agent training camp
Some where in England
UK

And I will send you a full catalog with pictures and prices and with your first order you will receive the secret agent invisible ink pen free.

Rhodes 01-07-16 01:15 PM

Sword umbrella please! And Mrs. Peel phone number! :D

vienna 01-07-16 05:27 PM

When weaponized umbrellas are outlawed, only outlaws will have umbrellas...


<O>

Platapus 01-07-16 05:55 PM

Have you researched umbrella repair shops? There are a few here in the US.
If it is truly a great quality umbrella that has some history, it might be worth having it professionally repaired.

STEED 01-07-16 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhodes (Post 2371425)
Sword umbrella please! And Mrs. Peel phone number! :D

Sword umbrella on the way soon, as for Mrs Peel phone number you will have to get behind Sailor Steve.

BTW: you're in for a very long wait, Steve been on the phone to her for the last 30 years! :)

Rhodes 01-07-16 06:26 PM

Didn't you know? I'm a Time Lord and have a TARDIS. I just go back 30 years +/- and....:smug:

STEED 01-07-16 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhodes (Post 2371510)
Didn't you know? I'm a Time Lord and have a TARDIS. I just go back 30 years +/- and....:smug:

:hmmm:

Sailor Steve 01-07-16 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2371509)
BTW: you're in for a very long wait, Steve been on the phone to her for the last 30 years! :)

That's a dirty lie. I haven't been on the phone with her, I've been trying to call her. Never got through once. Well, once, but that was enough. She told me if I called her again I was in real trouble.

I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more. What I'll probably get is some guy putting me in traction for the next decade. But hope springs eternal...:D

STEED 01-07-16 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 2371520)
I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more.


http://rs309.pbsrc.com/albums/kk378/...nsane.gif~c200

Too early in the morning Steve.

Sailor Steve 01-07-16 07:16 PM

:rotfl2: :har: :haha:

Any day I can make Steed nervous is a good one. :yep:

Buddahaid 01-08-16 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 2371520)
I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more.

Like snoop around and notice all the dust by running one ever so cute finger along your bookshelf, wrinkle her little nose, then eat all your crisps.......

STEED 01-08-16 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 2371524)
:rotfl2: :har: :haha:

Any day I can make Steed nervous is a good one. :yep:

I may need psychiatric therapy for the rest of my last.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:05 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 1995- 2025 Subsim®
"Subsim" is a registered trademark, all rights reserved.