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u crank

07-13-15 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead (Post 2328435)

Now how it would work out facing you on your left and right two explosively flatulent men over your shoulders the same with center seat behind you an ADHD kid kicking your seat for 10 hours.

Right about then I think I'd start talkin' about the bomb in my shoe.:O:

Buddahaid

07-13-15 07:51 PM

Makes getting to the loo a bit more interesting, or is there shared seating there too?

Wolferz

07-14-15 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead (Post 2328432)

You guys have to think positive you get a middle seat and facing you on one side a blonde woman the other a brunette woman then over your shoulders a raven head woman and a red head woman. A silver lining in every cloud.

You enjoy a good hen party?

It would be like being shackled to a chair on the set of The View.:o:timeout:
Whoopi!:down: Finish him.

Tango589

07-14-15 05:07 AM

If I had to fly like this, I would definitely take a couple of antihistamines before take-off to make sure I was well and truly unconscious for the whole horrifying ordeal.

STEED

07-14-15 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid (Post 2328446)

Makes getting to the loo a bit more interesting

Modified version of this and the problem is sorted..:smug:

http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thu...oilet_Seat.jpg

No one would need to leave their seat.

Wolferz

07-14-15 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2328509)

Modified version of this and the problem is sorted..:smug:

http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thu...oilet_Seat.jpg

No one would need to leave their seat.

You will also need to board sans pants and skivvies in case of turbulence and the constantly lit fasten seatbelt sign.:haha:

Aktungbby

07-14-15 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2328521)

You will also need to board sans pants and skivvies in case of turbulence and the constantly lit fasten seatbelt sign.:haha:

NO NO! it all depends on your skivvy point of view:O: https://s3.amazonaws.com/ccgkimberly...ns_fitflex.jpg
and no waiting in line at the loo! It's good practice; you'll be wearing them eventually any how!:/\\!! :huh: :wah:

Wolferz

07-14-15 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2328527)

Depends...
Not me. I plan to die well before reaching that point.

Mr Quatro

07-14-15 02:54 PM

I would fly on one of those seat types if it was full of NFL cheer leaders wearing mini-skirts that feel the need to scratch themselves,
but a butch of fat dudes that just ate chili before take off ...

no way Jose'

kraznyi_oktjabr

07-14-15 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2328509)

Modified version of this and the problem is sorted..:smug:

http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thu...oilet_Seat.jpg

No one would need to leave their seat.

Wouldn't it be convenient to out source waste collection? You know those bags dog owners use to collect their pet's poop. :smug:

Wolferz

07-15-15 05:09 AM

HazMat is on site.:up:

Jimbuna

07-15-15 07:54 AM

LOL :)

antikristuseke

07-15-15 08:24 AM

I don't think this layout would pass a minimum time of evacuation test, hell, even current cattle class has issues meeting the minimum.

STEED

07-15-15 10:57 AM

I think we are giving airliners ideas. :hmmm:

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