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Only if you use it to attach yourself to the defibrillator:D:dead:
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A defiBRAlator?
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Wife 2.0 has one now. |
[QUOTE=Tango589;2321218]I wouldn't take the piss out of the Scots, John Logie Baird was Scottish and he invented the TV.../QUOTE]
Considering what's available the vast majority of the time on the tube, I say we swear out a capital warrant... <O> |
Donna, I don't or didn't know your country. Just know your fellow bilge members don't care where you're from, only that u cook and clean in the bilge and other womanly things. You are our only woman rat, you need protection, we keep it in the head. Good luck, Wolferz is still in there..
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One of my mother's favorite sayings was "Only the good die young"...
My mother lived to be a bit over 98 years old... <O> |
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I do you wrong? Your problem if you take it serious! You criticize my country? I'll break your balls! Hopefully, I just missed something... |
I've decided to take offence on behalf of everyone who's accepted her apology.
You're all being very bad Internet users and should be ashamed of yourselves. |
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You apologized for being harsh to people and in the same sentence blamed them for "taking it serious". Then, however, you justified your actions with people "dumping on your country". So in other words: "It is OK when I do it." And that is just not the way it works, being drunk and bleeding or not. (Just in case you can still read this... :roll:) |
That is an interesting way to apologize.
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Well, that Godwined quickly...
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Glass slippers will break on the danglers...
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Pass her that bottle of Vodka, Hunter. It is made from taters after all and that makes it the perfect companion for a patriotically enraged Idaho girl when she's sloughing an egg or two.:shucks: At least all of us married gents know how to protect ourselves with a simple visit to Dick's Sporting Goods. My cup runneth over but at least my cahunas stay safe from womanly kicks. It's the screaming that'll get you worse so, be sure to wear ear protection too. Thank you Bose! |
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