My wife reckons it's just the rest of me getting bigger. :(

The weirdest thing I ever heard is the Laughing German Midget. I can't get the yootube link to work so you'll just have to search.

Don't ask me how I found this: it's not a long story, it's just not interesting.

She must be a looker then :haha:

(edited for language violation)

As I tell The Frau: It takes a gerkin to get things workin'! :D