Happy Birthday, Kid!...

...and welcome to the "Six Decade Club"...

...we hold regular meetings (if we can remember to have them)...er, ah, what was I saying?...and where are my glasses?...


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Happy Birthday Wolferz ! :sunny:

And to think anyone here is older than me lol :O:

I snuck into one of those meetings once, it's a bunch of guys complaining about kids running on thier lawns, and having races to see who can fill up thier colostomy bags faster. I tried to strike up a world cup conversation, but who won the BINGO jackpot last night was more important.

Wheelchair races on Sundays, stay away! All they have to drink is prune juice and the bathroom is always occupied. The hall smells like farts and death, stay away!

Wolferz, get yourself a Harley, and do an LA to NYC trip, pick up lot lizards at truck stops along the way, grow your hair long, and wear a bandana.Get tatoos, and fart in elevators.

LIVE! you are still young!

On your face ya old coot.:03:

You're only as old as you feel.

Why do I feel like Steve?:wah:
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Sometimes I feel like a 40 year old...

...but I am more than willing to settle for a couple of 20 year olds...


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Have a great day young'un http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4302/qag3.gif

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Already ticked most of those off my bucket list. :rock:

Have you ever Seeen a lot lizard?:timeout:
Only I used a semi instead of a Harley for the LA to NYC trip. Fewer bugs in my teeth.:D

Oooooooh I am 36, that means I get two 18 year olds!


I like your mathematical formula. You oughta submit that as a thesis for a PHD.

The experienced ones will get 3 when split like that, Steve, when he does the split will get at least 10. 30 if he goes by Thailand rules.:timeout:

Yup.:D When I was 33.:salute: But only because Uncle Sam expected me to do it.:03:

Good friends...
 

Are difficult to come by. Some are even more difficult to get rid of.:O:

See? I told you a party in the bilge was a good idea.:up:

Fixed that for ya.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ers-Gollum.jpg Eat more fish, you'll feel better! And actually it's the seventh decade...NOW that's decadence!:har: You're actually venerable!:up:

He's older than you. :O:

On a Harley? LA to Vegas will beat you to death and compress your spine. That's a seriously bad idea.

Aktungbby...
 

Always a pleasure to read the clever musings of such a cunning linguist.:yep:

I thought one could only be decadent if they were filthy rich.

Well, I got the filthy part down pat.:arrgh!:
So, where the hell is the money!?:stare: