You must be: I read it in a post on a forum on the Internet; those are never wrong...


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I feel happy, I feel happy

You'll never see an obituary for old Monty Python bits. They live on and on and on....

Rockstar is actually Bruce Willis? :hmm2:

You got it.

But dead Bruce Willis, like a ghost, but for some inexplicable reason he can use a physical keyboard still.

Rockstar is kinda scaring me, the more I think about it and try to make sense of it.....
:o:o

Maybe he is a zombie? How can a ghost type?

Welcome to the realm of the viably-challenged. :sunny:

Culd have found a better joke...
 

Like...
Willie Nelson was killed in a traffic accident today.
He was playing on the road again.:arrgh!:

*facepalm*
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RIP Eddie....Your career was dead anyway...

You're moving onto my turf. If there's any silly posts around here, you need to pay the Boston Mafia for rights and protection.

It would be a shame if your post count or avatar would "have an accident.":hmmm:
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Wut? Everybody loves Donkey.

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Bonus if your offer involves BBQ.

Ok, heres the offer BBQ pork fat (my cat ate the chops)
200$ prize....Slash that, I had to pay a vet bill for the trichinosis the cat got from the raw pork.

Well a handshake from me, I'll even refrain from scratching my manbags for an hour before.

Sounds a touch on the unappealing side. To the unrefined at least.

How about I just give you a bottle of Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce and call it a day?

Unless you prefer the "handshake":yep:

We do have this place called.... the southern hemisphere?