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Catfish 04-05-14 11:26 AM

Treat your toaster with respect, and loving attention. Otherwise it will leave you..

Brad the toaster: http://vimeo.com/41363473#at=0

:hmm2:

Aktungbby 04-05-14 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2194034)
Is a twonk like a twit only stupider?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossMark (Post 2194082)
Roughly means the same :yep:

As opposed to Jimbuna's recent wooden use of 'twunt':nope: but not to be confused with 'twunk'...by which one candu with their 'gandu':woot::O: Or as Willy the 'Bard' would'st have it: "yonder our linguistics lie, flyblown in the semantic dust!":rotfl2:

Jimbuna 04-06-14 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED (Post 2194287)
Well some had too. :har:

Top that jim. :D

Not me but I once knew a guy who would wrap bacon between aluminium foil and use the toaster to cook it.

From all the hissing and spitting of fats eminating from the toaster I should imagine it wasn't all that amused.

TarJak 04-06-14 04:57 PM

I doubt that the bloke in the story was smart enough to think of that himself.

Wolferz 04-06-14 06:17 PM

Don't pee on an electric fence either.:huh:
Unless you're aiming to curl your hair, fry your balls and take a dump in your overhauls.

I tried pooping in my toaster butt it burned me bum.:rock:

AVGWarhawk 04-07-14 07:08 AM

And thus a new warming label was created yet once again on proper use of a toaster oven.

DO NOT LAY ON SIDE TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. DO NOT USE IN THE BATH TUB OR SHOWER. NOT SUITABLE FOR DRYING HAIR. NOT FOR USE IN LIGHTING A CIGARETTE.

On it goes....

TarJak 04-07-14 07:40 AM

But its been done on YouTube so it must be right!

This from 2 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u96zoExIYo

Told you he wasn't smart enough to have thought of this himself.

Wolferz 04-07-14 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 2194850)
But its been done on YouTube so it must be right!

This from 2 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u96zoExIYo

Told you he wasn't smart enough to have thought of this himself.


ROTFLMAO!!!:rotfl2: I was hoping for some Hello Kitty welding footage when she stuck the knife in there. Classic info from Chef Twunt!:up:
But, then again, some people never figure out what the little door on the bottom of the toaster is for, until it catches on fire from all the bread crumbs gathered in the bottom.:88)

swamprat69er 04-07-14 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 2194850)
But its been done on YouTube so it must be right!

This from 2 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u96zoExIYo

Told you he wasn't smart enough to have thought of this himself.

Some people should not be allowed to breed. What a stupid cow.

Wolferz 04-07-14 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2194864)
Some people should not be allowed to breed. What a stupid cow.

Pinch the head off of it before it grows.:timeout:
That's why abortion on demand should be legal in the third trimester.:smug:


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