That's because half the time I can't tell myself. Of course not all jokes work as well as they should. That was one of them. It is, however, countered by myself. I'm the best joke I know. :dead:

I'll own up to no 7.

What's wrong with his persnickety?:03::haha:

Ducimus gets a pass because he's, well, he's D U C I M U S!!! Fixer of virtual Fleet Boats.:up:

A great many years ago there was a joke going around: "What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get the clock fixed!"

Unfortunately for the girl who sprang it on me, I replied "One in the afternoon." She looked at me for a bit and said "Huh?" I said "Thirteen hundred hours. One in the afternoon." She looked at me for a bit more and said "Huh?"

It took a bit of explaining before she even began to understand.

Is that a blonde joke?:03:

No, just someone who had never heard of military time.

I'm not either...but had the same reaction.

I'm the only one I know within 5 years of my age who uses a 24 hour clock. :har:

Honestly, grammar nazism doesn't get much of a reaction or change out of me except perhaps a disdain, or something bordering on a scornful remark if i bother to acknowledge the grammar nazi response at all. Generally speaking, the Grammar nazi is a highly presumptuous individual.

Umm, how about, No.

No?

Wait...
Wot?:haha:

Oh, ignore your grammatical errors?

Roger Wilco.:salute:

My grammar was slow but she was old.:haha:

Writing a thesis paper, resume, article to be published in some major publication or something alone those lines? No?

BFD.

Then that is a sure sign we need to bring back VCRs and regular power cuts! :yep:

I still have a VCR that's usable...I still use it. :03:

Regular power cuts? Ah...I'll pass...thanks though