And those are both a rather lame ripoff of a much older joke:

There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't.

Well, I don't watch TV programs, so if it's a televised event, I haven't got a clue.:88)

Guess what happens in just two more weeks?

August 4th is the big day for pre-season, yea!

http://www.nflseasonschedules.com/preseason-week-1.html
Miami Dolphins @ Dallas Cowboys 8pm est

NFL preseason - Sunday, august 4th - hall of fame game - Fawcett stadium - Canton, Ohio

August 8th Thursday night game
Washington Redskins @ Tennessee Titans
Go Redskins :up:

Not a cricket fan then :shifty:

Anyone got any nasty jokes, or condescending remarks directed toward the 49ers this year, easy to crap on a 8-10 team, now about second best in the NFL?

Just one person, grow a set and acknowledge, the wealth that team, found from nothing.

We got Anquan Boldin, we got him for a draft pick. Eat that Baltimore, who is going to suck so bad this year without Lewis or Boldin. (paid too much for flacco, couldn't keep any players), way to go!
Kaepernick, homegrown, Frank Gore, homegrown, our defense will be back. I would be scared.

Joe flacco may share a common name, but he is no Joe Montana. Have fun with that over paying, salary cap busting second stringer you got.

Wish I had a bloody clue what you are referring too :o

I like watching football games. Can't say that I particularly root for any one team, but it is a good way to kill a Sunday afternoon.

Well I do have two favourite football teams

1. Who is ever playing the Redskins
2. Whichever team's defense hurts Michael Vick.

1. Redskins will be in the toilet as usual. They did nothing this year to improve as usual, the owner is just riding the profits, and not trying to win.

2. first blow out of the year, Micheal Vick will flop like a basketball player trying to sell a foul.

I watched McNabb play with a broken ankle, in a playoff game and throw 3 TDs.

Vick flops when he is down by 14.

The old blame the horrid loss on an injury ploy he likes to play.

I think it will be interesting to see how the Patriots do after all that has happened in the offseason. Got to wonder how well Gronk will hold up, Brady can be more effective if they can develope a good running game that is consistant. Will take pressure off of Brady anyway. Ballard will do well taking Hernandez' position.

Pats are the best in their division, but how far they can go in the playoffs will be determined by how well they deal with all the changes they are going through this summer.

Will be interesting to see how this plays out.

The Hernandez thing will not affect this team.

I do not like the Pats, I do not dislike them either, not in my division :D

So I can be neutral here, Bill Bellichick (sp?) is up there with Bill Walsh, Vince Lombardi, Jimmie Johnson, in the annals of famous, all star coaches.

Bellichick is one of those guys, he knows how to make sunshine out of a terd.

I see alot of the same spunk, and knowledge in Jim Harbaugh, although, he got a long way to go to match Big Bill.

As a yankee fan, I hate anything Boston, but the Pats, they always been so good, you can only respect them.


OK out of my system, last good thing I say about any team NOT wearing red and gold.

So when do we start volunteering for fantasy football this year????!!!!????!!!!

My Panthers are going to be improved this year - our front 7 is going to be a beast (though our secondary still needs help).

Offensively - we are going to be solid but not spectacular unless one of our wideouts not named Smith steps up big time.

So its not because of the Raiders?:D

Know you know how many of us feel when trying to read your posts in the joke thread. :yep:

So if Michael Vick does not perform as expected should the team kill him? That's what he did to the dogs. :yep:

At least they could do is fire him.

Wouldn't bother me one bit if they did. Then again, lets let him have to get pounded on for 16 games where he constantly loses, gets the blame - and THEN fire him!

Now if only they could do that and not pay him.....