Bras doesn't sound right but panties does.

Who discovered Ohm's law?

Georg Ohm

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

I don't care, either.

How long before this thread goes belly-up?




And the previous answer I was looking for was Arthur C. Clarke :D

Not before it spirals into inanity and the absurd.

Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck, or a 100 duck-sized horses?

100 duck sized horses. Easy choice a horse sized duck would crush me but i can kick 100 duck sized
horses in relative safety.

Will Yubba ever make sense?

Long before Vendor will.

What do you do for a living?

Oh a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

He is not a seaman.


If the moon was made of cheese how many people could it feed?

Not as many as you'd think due to transportation surcharges.


What do you do if someone sticks a banana in your tailpipe?

Start your car any way all it really does is make a loud bang(if it does that) the exhaust in most any vehicle will blow that banana out in seconds.I have seen this tried a few times it either makes bang or a weak "whoosh" sound very over rated prank.

If you walk unwittingly into a room full of set mouse traps and venomous snakes what do you do assuming that the door locked behind you?

You stand still and call for help.

Now, If I eat myself will I become twice as big or completely disappear?

You'll cause a black hole.

Should Monks enforce consitutional laws?

No.

Who shot J.R.?

Someone who should have shot the rest of the cast...

Why does a slice of bread with peanut butter always land PB side down when dropped?...

<O>

It doesn't. You're putting it on the wrong side.

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?