Fill your boots, Jim, that's what this thread is for. :03:

Dat stoopid Thing is still married to another man!
and dat she is twice my age gets on my nerves too!
or is that , me being way too young? perspective....

Other n that, we be bloody perfect in pulling each other out of deep poo-poo, protecting each other from the usual hailstones of life and occasionally covering each other as we steal horses, rob banks and the Liquor store.

and her house. wayyy too big. need to get something else to live in once s few things have changed.

Don't have a wife, husband, spouse, bf or gf, and haven't for a very long time.

Still have things to complain about though.

*applause*

get a BF or GF, and those things you complain about will vanish...:D

My biggest complaint?
Frau Penguin is the sensible part of us, always trying to stop me from doing foolish (and funny) actions... :wah:

Snap! I call mine Wonderwoman.:D

I'm quite at ease being her 'prat'.

honestly you have the right idea for the most part :yep:

He's saving himself for me :D

I am glad that inspired somebody to copy my idea! My thread was kind of a blanket term for everything. But I'll let you have your thread. I have no power anyway. :rotfl2:

:O:

Wife, spouse, and Girlfriend. What annoys me?

When they meet

Awkward! :oops:

I can't think of anything about Nancy that bothers me.
She is the light of my life and has been for as long as I care to remember.
I could have been so much less in my life given my ways at the time I hooked up with Her.
She never demanded I change. She just loved me and trusted me for who I was.
She saw alot more in me then I did at that time.
She still does.

I'm thinking I might keep her around for another 20 years or so.
:hmmm:

Not likely, for a variety of reasons. :sunny:

The most annoying thing about my girlfriend is that I haven't gotten one yet.

I called my ex wife a right moaning cow..............