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< prefer them sugar coated v wears frilly knickers |
^wears lacy underwear
<does not wear lacy underwear V wears a thong |
^ is sitting in his boxers watching Coro St reruns
< Likes this game v farts |
^ partially correct, pleasure reserved for kiwi_2005
< listens Van Halen v listens Pink |
^secretly loves Justin Beaber
<likes Van Halen too v is naked when reading this |
^ sister walks in takes photos and uploads to facebook
< Ran out of coffee and is now all depressed v is drunk |
^ needs a coffee farm
< prefers black tea v loves wine |
^ I may like wine but I aslur you shir I'm not pished.
< Just remembered about Amnesia and scared himself witless playing on a dark foggy night :o v may or may not be indecently attracted to goats. |
^ Vendor is intrigued by his ideas, and would like to subscribe to his newsletter
> has still not given up the cigs (shuddup Vendor) v thinks U-571 is the best submarine movie EVAH!!!!!11! |
^ Obviously has never read my works on U-571
< Doesn't like smoke v Needs to tell me where the down key is so I don't have to copy & paste |
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^ combo breaker!
> would like Sailor Steve to take a long hard look at the letter "v" on his keyboard :O: v thinks Harry Potter is a pathetic rip-off of Twilight |
^ Knows how to make me feel stupid. Are you sure we're not married?
< Doesn't really need any help to look stupid. v Will probably make me look even more stupid. |
^ Holds these things to be self evident.
< Never got into Harry Potter or even knows any Hairy Potters. v Likely planned to respond to SS. |
^Cries when Leonardo Decaprio dies in Titanic
< Is living in a Fed-ex crate on a island with a bloody volleyball named Wilson V Wishes they had a friend like Wilson |
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