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August

08-30-11 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1739720)

Our graveyards contain more than one plot.

But *I* only need one plot.

August

08-30-11 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Osmium Steele (Post 1739740)

I know a few human-shaped animated meat sacks I would place in the same category.

This ^

RickC Sniper

08-30-11 02:43 PM

I want a viking funeral. A wooden ship, flaming arrows, and pillars of smoke rolling into the sky.

Hey, It will save a chunk of granite.
:shucks:

Jimbuna

08-30-11 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Growler (Post 1739598)

Soylent green can't be too far away now.

LOL :DL

nikimcbee

08-30-11 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August (Post 1739687)

To heck with cremation or liquification. Bury my intact body in a real grave with a marble headstone that has my name engraved on it.

We were going to have you stuffed and mounted in your armchair with a beer in one hand. "Epitaph: Here sits August, he loved his Pats"

nikimcbee

08-30-11 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickC Sniper (Post 1739745)

I want a viking funeral. A wooden ship, flaming arrows, and pillars of smoke rolling into the sky.

Hey, It will save a chunk of granite.
:shucks:

So you're not talking about a MN viking funeral.:D

August

08-30-11 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 1739856)

We were going to have you stuffed and mounted in your armchair with a beer in one hand. "Epitaph: Here sits August, he loved his Pats"

What'll be in my other hand?

nikimcbee

08-30-11 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by August (Post 1739870)

What'll be in my other hand?

I'll say "remote".

frau kaleun

08-30-11 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August (Post 1739870)

What'll be in my other hand?

That will depend on whether or not you dropped your socks. :O:

August

08-30-11 10:57 PM

I want a sword in my other hand like that mummified king Conan found in that Barrow in one of the Arnold movies.

Torplexed

08-30-11 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August (Post 1739942)

I want a sword in my other hand like that mummified king Conan found in that Barrow in one of the Arnold movies.

Alas, poor August. I knew him well. A fellow of infinite jest. :D

Even in death, you've still got your Patriot shoulder pads on.

http://pyxis.homestead.com/Crom.jpg

August

08-31-11 09:18 AM

The similarities between that and my living room easy chair are striking!

gimpy117

08-31-11 10:53 AM

when I heard "body liquefaction" I thought of dune. you know...when the freemen take you and dump you into that vat to get water from your body.

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