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^+1 that and our love for Spam.:D
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So, I'm athiest. I celebrate Christmas with my family as an opportunity to get together, share some good times, and drink nog, independent of their beliefs. I guess this makes me a bad person. |
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maybe im bias...but i feel this thread shouldn't even be here |
Bwahahahaa, I'm a socialist Euro Trash! I shall create a horrible, international, liberal conspiracy with other socialist Euro Trashes and begin our world domination from this thread! We shall take away your way of life (tasty) apple pie by apple pie! Fear! Panic! Global chaos! Talking points! Bwahahahaaaaa!
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Instead of complaining about the liberal Europeans, invite them to a 4th of july BBQ
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Either way, it's not obvious. But I will stipulate that the original post was clearly a failed attempt at humor. |
What do conservatives do on 4th of July:
-wake up and pray -pledge allegiance -polish their gun (their shooting gun, the gun they were born with has whitered and died) -read the news and rant about the liberal pussy euro trash and the asians buying everything. -plant american flags on every square foot of their lawn -read the bible while they wait for the meat to grill -rant some more -aim the fireworks at the house of a young liberal fammily that has ONLY ONE flag planted infront of the house -plan an invasion of Slovenia cause one Slovenian dared to make fun of them (but cant find it on the map, wait, Slovakia, proabibly the same) -pray and sleep |
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I've seen Slovenaland on the map, it is purple! :up:
And I never polish my guns, they might reflect ambient light while stalking. Clean, yes. Polish, never. |
It's easy, just turn right when you reach Berlin
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Don't see that country on my map.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUgqXGu_gTQ |
Molvania :DL WTF ??
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