Hmmmm....it sounds a bit tricky :O:

Sounds like an admission of guilt to me.:hmmm:

Herr-Berbunch,has no ability to speak right now, for various reasons :hmmm:

I have been conducting careful intelligence collection on one lady and obtained following facts:
1. has redhair
2. looks beautiful
3. DO NOT HAVE RING! (or she is genius in camouflage)

Did I mention she looks beautiful?

Time to gather all courage and ask her out on date!

I really hope this doesn't end up into disaster...

Argh. Work. Bad day.

Soon the weekend, and you get some rest :cool:

Either that or he isn't in the mood to pass on freebies :03:

If it does, can I use her for consolation. Red and all that. Kidding, good luck :salute:

Thanks for the consolation, but I've been rejected so many times it becomes a routine. She had brown hair anyway, I can focus on reds again.

In the next week you may hear a good news from me... or bad news, depends how the next few days are going to turn out. Until then, no comment

@ Oberon: my condolances. at least his life was interesting, being a pilot and all

@ Herr_Berbunch: I'll listen to your advice, I'll be going to England as soon as I recover financially. Until then, any single woman you find, dye her red

@ Kranz: they are cheap sluts, and in this country their also as shallow as a hollywood ''starlett''

Just remember the cardinal rule for guys when trying to pick up a pretty lady.

Above all else, make sure that you don't act like your self. :D

Think about it, would you like to date a person like you? :D:D

Lift with your knees, not your back?

I'd like to comment on that comment: he's right. You're selling a product to a woman. Real life dating is not a hollywood romance, it's politics. Maneuvers and proposals, lies, altered truth and more lies. She won't be sincere with you. They all say they look for someone that has a sense of humor, but thats a trap. Guys with humor end up with lot of friends and no sex. Humor is to sweaten the deal, after the green light was given.

Depends on what you are lifting and the lady in question. :know:

Good advice to follow regardless of gender. The lower back can really take a beating from heavy lifting.

Regarding Heavy Lifting:

If I were a rocket scientist I would devise a very small solid fuel booster stage to help me initiate the lift. And I would have someone on hand to call the fire department when the booster goes haywire and sets the house on fire. :yep:

Failing that I would probably just rent a forklift. The question then is: how much of the wall around the door would I need to cut out so that I can get the forklift into the living room? :hmmm:



For Oberon:

http://www.thunder-and-lightnings.co.../coltdis24.jpg

Couldn't find a decent pic of RAF Harriers performing this formation. I hope Jaguars will suffice. :salute:

I'll just add, there are only 2 hours left in my work day.:yeah:

Here's something I found out today.

Copyrights: If I copy a article the full article with the link to the article and post it in forums it still goes against copyrights. I done it this way for years always placing the link at the bottom thinking I'm doing it right and never had a problem with it, I even do it here in subsim - well I wont for now on since finding out - and never had a warning about it. The other day I got a first warning from a site over here. So I asked the admin to explain:

Placing the first paragraph only then the link to the original is okay.

Placing the full post and a link to the original is still going against copyrights.

Did anyone else know this or am I the only fool:doh: