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Freiwillige 04-07-11 05:54 PM

They are breeding cobras and they have no fangs. They collect the eggs to sell.

Unlike GI Joe's adversary COBRAAAAA!

bookworm_020 04-07-11 11:00 PM

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7...ucknorrisc.jpg

You Called?

Torplexed 04-07-11 11:33 PM

http://pyxis.homestead.com/sam-jackson-snake-pit.jpg

HunterICX 04-08-11 02:59 AM

:haha:

HunterICX

Oberon 04-08-11 08:27 AM

I wonder if he'd have been so Chuck Norris against these chaps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiCqXfHIpVY

:03:

UnderseaLcpl 04-08-11 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 1638406)
I wonder if he'd have been so Chuck Norris against these chaps:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiCqXfHIpVY

:03:

I do so love the British. Especially the prudish-sounding ones with the aristocratic accent. Even when they're doing something remarkably stupid, such as taunting a spitting cobra and wiping the venom off the faceplate with their unclothed finger, of all things, they manage to appear remarkably intelligent.

No small wonder they commanded the respect of 80% of the known world at one time, and 100% of the world right now. I am truly proud of the fact that my nation started out as a British colony. We could not have asked for a better parentage.

Oberon 04-08-11 09:15 AM

David Attenborough is the British mans British man :yep: His documentaries are just top notch. :up:

HunterICX 04-08-11 09:53 AM

^
Aye, no matter the subject with him in it or narrating it you'll be getting interested in it. :yep:

HunterICX

Gargamel 04-08-11 02:02 PM

oh oh oh oh a chance to try out my joke on a different crowd. This kinda fell flat inthe SH3 forum, but I loved it so much I'll try it again here!

Quote:

In best David Attenborough voice:

"Merchants in the wild are a stupid and cattle like creature. While they have never been observed exhibiting this behavior in the wild, merchants that have been bred in captivity have been known, on occasion, to be actually become aware of predatory threats, and react accordingly. In the wild, only the keen and alert watchfulness of their symbiotic life partner, painindassus destroyus, has ever been observed alerting the merchants to the presence of a threat. These nimble and aggressive shepherds of the marine world quickly pounce on any perceived threat."
Yes, I know I'm pimping my own post, but I was laughing as I wrote that, and I just love stupid jokes.

Spoon 11th 04-09-11 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon (Post 1638437)
David Attenborough is the British mans British man :yep: His documentaries are just top notch. :up:

Indeed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs

Oberon 04-09-11 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoon 11th (Post 1639118)

:har::har::har::har: :up:

kiwi_2005 04-09-11 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoon 11th (Post 1639118)

:rotfl2::rotfl2:


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