Gondar is in Ethiopia, and Isengard and the White Wizard Saruhan is in Turkey. :O:

Aragon of course will soon rule Gondar.

Works pretty good except The Shire is way too far south.

I al;ways saw the Misty Mountains as the Himalaya.

I read LOTR each of 2 visits there

I know what you mean. I first read it when about age twelve camping in Oregon.

Rohan... :hmmm:

where´s me horse... me noggin, noggin horse?
all gone for beer and tobacco

I guess Sauron won in the end now that the EU is running everything. :D

Hungary ... ehmm... MORDOR leads the european council at the moment! :arrgh!:
Followed by Poland (?) and Denmark (Dunlad)

Geographic and topographical similarities be damned. Contrary to Torplexed's claim, Texas is the only proper home of the horse-lords, so we're Rohan, not some homeland for overly effeminate people who look like men but actually aren't. Well, maybe Austin could be described as such... but not the rest of the state!

I would have gone with Pripyat. ;)

Texas?!:har: You know who the real horse-lords are? The Netherlands, located in Northwestern Rohan on the map:yeah:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batavi_...manic_tribe%29

The Dutch gave up on horses after the invention of the bicycle :D

http://davidavery.files.wordpress.co...-de-france.jpg
"Ride now! Ride to ruin, and the World's endiiiiiing!"

Sure about that? How many horsemen do you have now? How many times have the exceptional cavalry of the Netherlands been cited or referenced in popular culture?:O:

Texans = horse lords. And that's without the need for a warlike barbarian culture that happens to use horses because it needs to. We're horse-lords because we choose to be. :smug:

Well I think the native Americans would be the real horse lords. But you're right though, we never had any cavalry worth mentioning.

That's debatable. They didn't even have horses until the bloody Spaniards came along and demonstrated their ineptitude at keeping horses in an enclosure.


Yay! Texas wins again!

Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!