And Frau's timely appearance reminds me...

Anyone know why women can't tell distances?

All their lives, they've been told that this...

|................................................. .....|

...is eight inches.

Well,some have knowledge of the subject, :D

Oh hell....I'm hung like a light switch. :shifty:

I see Vendor managed to capture that second pic before I edited it out... it was just... too... big. :har:

I know there's a smaller version of that ruler pic somewhere, but I am NOT googling for it any more from this computer. :nope:

You are too slow, some things need to go faster sometimes,:hmph:

Mine is two inches...FROM THE FLOOR!!!

I just measured with Frau Kaleun's ruler: 11 inches!
















(if measured from right to left)


btw, am I the only one who sees the irony in the picture: "Made in China" :03:

Could be worse... it could be an innie. :haha:

The Frau tells me

"It takes a gherkin to get things workin'"

:yeah:

Just remember what Princess Diana said

Not all rulers have twelve inches. :03:

About the same size as it was yesterday. Doesn't matter to me as long as I still have one that works twenty years from now. Or ten years for that matter. Shoot, could be tomorrow I lose the damn thing in an accident. What would I do then?


"Oh my God it hit me there?" :wah:

I'd have to tell my best friend to shoot me dead. (The Siege of Firebase Gloria reference)

My wife said I was hung like a Gorilla.

Ouch, man.*










*I guess she doesn't say that very much.