Free wombat cookies for life?

Lol. :haha:

Well, I'd have to get WB's permission first, and I'm wondering now if there aren't other communications that come from somewhere else, like the standard messages that you get after sending a patrol report. I think they might be in a different file but I haven't looked.

It also crossed my mind that it might be fun to include an option that changes the clickable officer icons in the lower left of the GUI to pictures of Serious Cat, Happy Cat, etc.

I have to say this would be a lot of fun if you had a friend that played the game and could switch out the files without their knowledge as an April Fools joke. :rotfl2:

Plus the idea about having the diesel exhaust blow bubbles instead of smoke, but that's way beyond my skillz.

Edit: and naturally you'd want the quote that crawls across the bottom of the screen in the opening menu to be something like "This r serious game. U-boats iz serious bizness."

Or replace the crew with the Startrek TNG crew.

"Merchant spotted sir!"

- "On screen!!"

Instead of torpedoes, there are squids.

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n.../Main-Hull.jpg

Does this look kind of OK?
:O:

My 3D modeling skills are non existent. However, I did consider trying to make a Balz Mod. Features would have included:

- The submarine ambient replaced with soldatenlieder.
- "WASSERBOMMEN!" at inappropriate times.
- The tea cozies, obviously.
- All dialogue is turned into Balzy doublespeak.
- Station names are changed. Ex: hydrophones => froo froo. Torpedo room => boom boom chamber. etc.


Also, unrelated mods:
- Ghost ship mod. Similar to creatures, it gives no report and vanishes when approached or fired upon.
- Quackers. In short, they are deepwater unidentified underwater contacts that move extremely fast. I was thinking of making the model be a very small object that wouldn't be seen easily at such depths.(seehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_%28sound%29)

How 'bout a chicken flung from the deck gun instead of a shell?

I remember one of those from my old days playin' Duke Nukem!

:har:

All of the above, including the giraffe as ship's mascot! Up giraffoscope...!

http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-conten...s-can-swim.jpg

Instead of eels, have Bender from Futurama shoot out of the tubes with a cry of, "Fry, I'll get you for this!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ey/crappic.jpg

:salute:

How about a mod that replaces your pitiful deck gun with a turret from the Bismark.

Or what about a "Flashing Nurse" mod where one of the dockside nurses gives you an eyefull to keep you warm on those long, cold patrols.

Last but not least is the "Galley" mod. Normally it's game over when your fuel runs out, but with the Galley mod your crew will ship oars and row, row, row your U-Boat back to port.

And watch her sink to the bottom under all the weight... :haha:

Now this one I could get behind, or in front of for that matter... :woot:

Just so long as you sneak in at night so no one sees you ran out of fuel again! :O: