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Sailor Steve 01-17-11 12:52 PM

I seem to remember seeing a variant of that joke here a long time ago, the difference being the punch line was about the favorite team blowing their chance at the championship.

It's good to see it again. :sunny:

GoldenRivet 01-17-11 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1576194)
I seem to remember seeing a variant of that joke here a long time ago, the difference being the punch line was about the favorite team blowing their chance at the championship.

It's good to see it again. :sunny:

posted by yours truly i do believe :up:

EDIT: been searching. cant seem to find it, perhaps i posted it elsewhere? good joke anyhow.

Onkel Neal 01-18-11 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet (Post 1576101)
When a man has a problem, he spends his time throwing things, blaming people, and making excuses.

Fixed for ya :O:

(I had to stay on Frau's good side).

GoldenRivet 01-18-11 08:57 AM

Whoa LOL

i know PLENTY of women who are guilty of that one hahaha

Jimbuna 01-18-11 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet (Post 1576119)
True, but heres the way i look at men over analyzing women...

If it appears that something is wrong with my wife and i say

"Whats wrong?"

and she says "nothing."

I say

"Are you sure nothing is bothering you?"

she says "Yup, im fine."

At this point I DROP IT. Because this means i dont have to spend the next two hours discussing water retention, or biological clocks, or the finer points of discontinued lip glosses etc.:up:

besides... a man could analyze a woman for three lifetimes and never make sense of her.

I'm simply wondering if we're both married to the same woman :DL

Herr-Berbunch 01-18-11 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1576886)
I'm simply wondering if we're both married to the same woman :DL

Hang about, me too! :yep:

GoldenRivet 01-18-11 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1576886)
I'm simply wondering if we're both married to the same woman :DL

Considering they are all more or less the same... one might could argue that we are married to the same woman :har:



@ Frau... i jest :up:

Jimbuna 01-19-11 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch (Post 1576890)
Hang about, me too! :yep:

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet (Post 1576903)
Considering they are all more or less the same... one might could argue that we are married to the same woman :har:



@ Frau... i jest :up:

LOL :DL

McBeck 01-19-11 09:04 AM

Bwahahahahaha

August 01-19-11 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens (Post 1576719)
(I had to stay on Frau's good side).


http://www.ralphmag.org/AG/whip-lady373x328.gif

clive bradbury 01-19-11 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet (Post 1576101)
Men are problem solvers, their psyche is governed by fixing things.

Women are nurturers, their psyche is governed by emotion.

When a man has a problem, he spends his time planning a solution.

When a woman has a problem, she spends her time moping, and using body language to elicit emotional responses from others.

Additionally, a mans problem tends to be more mechanical, physical or otherwise something that can be mended through action.

A woman on the other hand tends to turn every problem, large or small into a full blown crisis.

Apologies in advance if your post was meant tongue-in-cheek, Goldenrivet. If not, am I the only one to find the above slightly patronising, and definitely ill-informed?

Certainly the above description does not apply to most women I know. I have worked in a female-majority industry for many years, and I assure you that most women are more than capable of making effective decisions. In fact, their ability to analyse every aspect of the problem is a strength. I agree that men like to be decisive. What that often means in reality is that they make a quick choice without considering the wider issues and simply get on with it (I include myself in this, by the way!). Only later is the weakness of this black-and-white decision revealed when the subtle complexities of the actual situation is revealed.

Often the women then have to sort it all out, whilst if the man had listened to their advice in the first place the subsequent problems would not even have arisen...Trust me - I have been THAT man...

Sailor Steve 01-19-11 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet (Post 1576204)
EDIT: been searching. cant seem to find it, perhaps i posted it elsewhere? good joke anyhow.

I have searched high and low for the old 'Awesome Jokes' thread, and I can't find it anywhere. I'm sure that it's not too old, since Frau K herself posted on it, but it seems to be just plain gone. Maybe yours was there.

Betonov 01-19-11 03:38 PM

There was this article in a local newspaper not long ago. The problem is that women tell their problems just for the sake of sharing them with a friend, while men only tell their problems when they need help.

So the problem is when a woman tells a man about a problem the man will try and fix it which would be against the womans wishes
And when a man tells a woman about a problem usually ends bad cause he will want her help while she will think that it was enough help just listening to him...

I guess thats why women have all these gay friends, trustworthy of a man and the ears of a woman... And I thought that listening to a womans problems were an act of a gentleman, boy was I wrong :damn:
The interesting thing is I now always ask before she starts whinning: do you need my help?? and if the answer is NO, I tell her STFU !!!! And suprisingly my luck with women changed for the better :hmmm:

nikimcbee 01-19-11 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 1576106)

That looks A LOT like a certain set of subsim pix?:hmmm:

bookworm_020 01-19-11 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 1578000)
That looks A LOT like a certain set of subsim pix?:hmmm:

The ones which centered on a rubber ducky, a toy battleship and a certain subsim member?


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