SUBSIM Radio Room Forums - Spike88 & Biggles, this thread's for you!

Happy Birthday Spike 88

Hmmm, Biggle's, he's viking right? Here's a Viking Birthday Dirge for you! Sung to the tune of "The Volga Boatmen"

Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep

Hear the women wail and weep
Kill them all, but spare the sheep

May the women wail and weep
kill them all, but save the sheep

Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.

May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,

May the children in the street
Be your barbequeing meat

We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew

May your deeds with sheep and yaks
Equal those with sword and axe

May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks

They stole your sword, your gold, your house
Took your sheep but not your spouse

This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn

While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,