You're in for a shock now you are married.:O:

Telemon
Good news. I have found the perfect Christmas gift for her although it is quite expensive.:DL
A pink ladies nine piece tool set with a cute vinyl case for $9.99 (USD):woot:
I know this is a lot to spend but she deserves it.:salute:
As a side effect, she will now leave your tools alone (pun intended).:arrgh!:

Is it Stanley? Is it Craftsman? If not, DO NOT WANT!

My daddy taught me to buy Stanley or Craftsman, so I buy Stanley cuz for Craftsman I'd have to go to Sears (yuck). Yes I know there are other quality brands of tools around but I'm not talking major power tools here, just your basic screwdrivers/wrenches/hammers/etc.

What I would suggest is this:

1. Put your u-boat in a box.
2. Make her open that box.
3. ????
4. Profit!

Better still....take her back to the mother-in-law and confine her to 'house arrest'...problem solved http://www.psionguild.org/forums/ima...es/wolfcop.gif

Turn one room into the radio room and let her chat with friends using the "communications gear" all day. Enigma machine is optional, as she isn't likely to say anything classified, and the enemy may stop listening in altogether after a short time.

LOL :DL

Well, for starters it ain't February yet. Unless you make sure you start your patrols on the exact date that the patrol starts in-game, you're just a poser. Us REAL diehards even wait years before playing so the day of the week lines up. I've lost quite a few jobs over it, but it does make immersion that much better. I've even set up a small metal shed in my backyard that I set my computer up in. It's dank, humid, freaking cold in the winter, but by god I'm living the experience.

Better yet... get her a computer and get her playing SHIII. Then you can toss freezing water on each other, play SHIII. Then you'll have a perfectly good reason to warm up together after you "save" for the night, under those red lights you both installed.

Kinky?

Yes. :D

I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. :D

So, since she would be pretending to be a Man in Game,
does that carry over?
:hmmm:

NEVER MIND!
I don't want to know!!!
:o

Don't ask, don't tell.

You could have her girlfriends over and be a Multi-Playa.

Dude! Did you not read Privateer's post? :nope:

ROFLMAO...Deja Vu :DL

Funniest thread ever :haha:

Subsimming and women, it's always a bad combo.