I have enough cheese and bacon in to make that too :o
*runs off*

I'll let you know how it goes if I don't suffer a massive coronary before I get back :D
Edit: Someone's eaten all the bacon:wah:

I thought you were talking about actual food porn from japan

Anyways, I commonly bring a box of chocolate truffles to class for my buddies and i. We call it murder-suicide

Revised my sandwich it shall now look like this...

Bread
Relish
Cheese
Onion rings
Sausages
Burger
Bread
Cheese
Onion rings
Sausages
Burger
Lettuce and such crap
Bread

Edit: Some git also ate the onion rings too :( It shall have to be just onions with mushrooms cooked in butter and soy sauce then :P It is cooking away as I speak. Also not got any buns so it's going to be done on normal bread, I shalt post pics and describe its awesome.

Maybe we could turn this into a thread of epic cooking and such, post ingredients and cooking tips and such :)

Here we go then (large-ish images to follow)

First start by frying onions and mushrooms in butter with garlic, paprika and parsley and oregano
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Cook your sausages and burgers
Then place cheese over the top and grill until melted.
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Stack it all up into one big heart attack on a plate
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Slice it in two with your bastard sword! If you don't have a bastard sword a kitchen knife will do
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Ponder how the hell you're going to fit it in your mouth
Preferably with a low quality camera to show you pondering such things
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Enjoy!
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That... is.............. beautiful! :D

Pictured: Krashkart,

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^^ ...at every meal that consists of comfort food. :rotfl2:

:har:, the sad thing is, we know what happens 30 seconds later.:o

speaking of food porn...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gby0zfCYiA

:woot:

He's hungry again? :O:

@ krashkart. Being the expert in British cuisine that you are, I'd hate to see your split-pea soup face.:hmmm::o

All of this food porn... please stop! I'm getting aroused!:oops:

I found real food porn:

http://www.kucau.net/wp/wp-content/u...4/foodporn.jpg

http://sidesalad.net/archives/Uninte...yFoodPorn1.jpg

http://fracas.files.wordpress.com/20...foodporn41.jpg

and miss subsim 2010.
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Miss Bacon
http://www.thestranger.com/binary/9014/porn-570.jpg

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Food orgasm:
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