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krashkart 11-01-10 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkbit (Post 1526279)
As Red Green says:
"Any tool can be the right tool."

:)

Especially duct tape. :DL

frau kaleun 11-01-10 10:32 AM

Okay all these definitions are hilarious.

My then-boyfriend insisted I have a Haynes manual for my car when I first acquired it. I still don't know why, as I don't think it's ever allowed me to identify or fix anything... and basically anything on my car that I can't figure out how to do using common sense and the owner's manual, I'm not going to attempt anyway and probably don't have the tools for.

Sailor Steve 11-01-10 10:44 AM

I belong to the 'Miracle Max' School Of Auto Repair:

1. I change the spark plugs.

2. The car starts.

3. "It's a miracle!"

Betonov 11-01-10 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1526370)
I belong to the 'Miracle Max' School Of Auto Repair:

1. I change the spark plugs.

2. The car starts.

3. "It's a miracle!"

Unless you have a Clio, then it's

1. damn

2. curse

3. yell

4. kick

5. bash

6. car starts

Jimbuna 11-01-10 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonov (Post 1526520)
Unless you have a Clio, then it's

1. damn

2. curse

3. yell

4. kick

5. bash

6. car starts

ROFLMAO :rotfl2:

Buddahaid 11-02-10 11:51 AM

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frau kaleun 11-02-10 12:16 PM

http://blog.howfastareyou.net/wp-con...623-082519.jpg

MaddogK 11-02-10 05:03 PM

Quote:

OXYACETYLENE TORCH:
Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.
What more does one need to remove stubborn fuel filters than the flaming wrench and some pliers?

I dunno, but it sure is fun to watch people fall over themselves while running away when I light it up.

krashkart 11-02-10 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddogK (Post 1527565)
I dunno, but it sure is fun to watch people fall over themselves while running away when I light it up.


How'd you get all the luck? Nobody I know will let me get within fifty feet of one. :O:


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