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GoldenRivet 10-07-10 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by razark (Post 1510823)
But then, why would he be on the airplane? He just punches the earth, and lets it spin beneath him until he's where he wants to be.

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart (Post 1510886)
I heard that he levitates on a cushion of transcendental awesomeness that instantly transports him anywhere with just a thought. :o

You're both wrong.

Chuck Norris doesn't travel to places around the world.

Places around the world travel to Chuck Norris.

krashkart 10-07-10 03:28 PM

^^ :rotfl2: You win. :rock:

TLAM Strike 10-07-10 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet (Post 1510910)
You're both wrong.

Chuck Norris doesn't travel to places around the world.

Places around the world travel to Chuck Norris.

No Chuck Norris is in all places at once... :D

Dowly 10-07-10 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike (Post 1510959)
No Chuck Norris is in all places at once... :D

Bah, he's not he- *SMACK*

Yes I am. -Chuck

antikristuseke 10-07-10 05:01 PM

Chuck Norris is helping you masturbate...:o

Dowly 10-07-10 05:04 PM

I.. I am speechless. :doh:

frau kaleun 10-07-10 05:15 PM

Funny, I thought you'd be a talker. :O:

TLAM Strike 10-07-10 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1510967)
Chuck Norris is helping you masturbate...:o

Oh god... please don't let that become a meme... :doh:

GoldenRivet 10-07-10 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1510967)
Chuck Norris is helping you masturbate...:o

He has to.

Superman was not available and this thing is heavy. :har:

antikristuseke 10-07-10 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike (Post 1510982)
Oh god... please don't let that become a meme... :doh:

Better than Chuck Norris beats your penis like it owes him money, I suppose.:88)

GoldenRivet 10-07-10 06:26 PM

Unlike the aircraft in the original post...

this

thread

is

HIJACKED!!!

JU_88 10-07-10 07:00 PM

What a psycho,
Wasnt it a Quantas airliner last year or 2008 where two drunk women tried to open the cabin door at 30,000 feet for some 'fresh air'?
Fortunatley this is not possible due to pressure (not even an elephant could pull that door open)

.... all the same, its a shame stupidity isnt painful.

bookworm_020 10-07-10 08:12 PM

Turns out he wanted an upgrade!

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-...008-16aal.html

It's obvious that his brain didn't check in with the flight!:88)

Castout 10-08-10 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet (Post 1510794)
Why not?

Because the door is a pressurized plug type door.

It must be first pulled IN before it can be turned and pushed OUT. (example here)

this means that the man would be pulling against a substantial PSI pressure differential. The doors are held in place, partially, by air pressure.

Lets assume 2 things

1. the door is about 6ft tall by 3 ft wide (this yields 2,592 sq inches of door surface)

2. further assume the cabin pressure differential at cruise altitude is about 6 psi (realistic)

this means that 6 lbs of pressure is holding every single square inch of this door in place.

the man would have to be able to PULL using his arms, with over 15,000 lbs of force. He would literally have to be strong enough to pull 3 of these without assistance using only his hands.


Uhhh... not happening

even if he managed to get it open all the way by sheer GOD LIKE arm strength equivalent to a dozen men or more... the rate of decompression through such an orifice would be virtually instantaneous (not this drawn out 5 minutes of suction B.S. you see in the movies), if you were sitting in the seat a few rows back buckled in the suction force would probably barely ruffle your hair.

the only casualty would be the man holding the door handle - and who gives a damn about him?

and on the subject of explosive bolts... civilian airliners may have explosive bolts - but these are usually only found on landing gear doors or in rare cases they can be found on blow out panels in a rear bulkhead not accessible from within the cabin... explosive bolts are generally NOT on cabin doors though they CAN be.

aaah never argue with a pilot :salute:

Lesson learned next time smash the window and get out from it instead :haha:


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