You are clearly meeting the wrong kind of women. :nope:

The right kind of women will have nothing to do with him. :D

That's not true! I myself stalked him with Google Maps for, like, an hour one night a while back. You see what happened was, I had a little too much to drink and...

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Okay, I see your point.

:O:

Only because I forgot my hat today.

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yea.......buuuuut. a dildo doesnt have a fist, fingers, or.............hmmmmm. i guess thats the only advantages :(. now im ashamed of what i am.

But as for submarines being better then men, its not much different. Its long hard and often full of seamen, and thats basically the entire male mentality right there so i dont think it IS better. You can also push it beyond what it was built to do and break it, itll go as deep as you want, itll whine when your pushing it to hard, when its oiled it works better, it can take quite a bit of abuse, and its noise level can be reduced so you cant hear a damn thing.

Thats Basically Like If Chuck Norris was encased in steel and had torpedoes shoved inside him. Submarines are manly men till the end. Not to be sexist, of course.

I'll take two fire breathing whores over 72 virgins any day of the week.:03:

My best advice to young men (well, any men really) in this regard is to never forget that the primary difference between what they've got (at least, the one thing they've got that some of them seem so obsessed with) and the inanimate substitute for it, is that the first item has a man attached to it.

Whether or not the first item is preferable to the second has a lot to do with the quality of the attachment. :O:

I want to make an argument about quantity being preferable over quality, but if there was more than one attached to the penis, this would quickly develop onto a level of weirdness I am not equipped to deal with.

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You may have hit on the one way in which the inanimate substitute is always superior, lol. More than one "attachment" on the organic version would certainly tend to limit its appeal IMO. I don't mind making one sammich every now and then, but the line's got to be drawn somewhere. :O:

Can you tell folks about the goats instead,which was the subject of a clear get-togethers :cool:

Usually my failed dates end up failing because of simming or hacking

dude, a JSDF submariner once claimed that submarine models are being used as dildos for girls who are ashamed of buying the real thing
he recommends removing the diving plains and avoiding the conning tower for newcomers

I don't believe it...


...the Japanese are not ashamed of anything...

...well anything sex related that is... :haha:

Aw, they like the propellers