Originally Posted by USNSRCaseySmith (Post 1498677)

Seriously though, if Bernard ever makes it on my U boat, Im bunking him in a torpedo tube then mysteriously pushing the launch button at 50 M deep ;)

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1498680)

Sorry, won't work. Shoot him, tie him to an anchor and drop him overboard in the deepest water you can find, and when you go below he'll be in the aft torpedo room waiting to 'be of service' yet again.