agreed. dip and porn is what our troops need to be happy. period.

a happy, well rested soldier with a gun is more deadly then a nuke :).

Allow me to dispel any rumors of privacy while deployed. ( At least from my experience) You sleep in a tent, or bunker, with 10-12 other dudes who know (or learn) everything about you, and give each other a rash of crap for the hell of it. Suffice to say, Rosy palm and her five sisters will not be paying you any congical visits until you get home. :haha:

they could volunteer for perimeter duty, dig a foxhole and itllbe just like being at home, without the possibility of rejection AND your child/wife/mom/friend cant walk in on you!

I think the best chance to rub one out might be an outhouse or portajohn. But then, nobody wants to hang out for very long in one of those hot, smelly, fly infested things.

true.

Yeah, but can you do that and watch the perimeter at the same time?

Seriously, I bet this is how the Battle of the Bulge started. :O:

Just when I think we've hit bottom there comes the realization that there is always another sub-basement. :O:

:haha::haha:

excuse the depth of this statement, but : a man can watch a Video of, you know, and rub one out at the same time. whats keeping a dude out there from doing so?

"The breakthrough went much easier than we hoped, Herr Generalfeldmarschall."

"Oh ja?"

"Ja. There was not much resistance. Mostly they just wanted to cuddle."