#3 didn't exist when I first posted, so I'll add that I fall into that category.

I've eaten them regularly, if they aren't exploding all over in microwave.

bon appetit
 

Great... now I'm hungry :yep:

5.) North American but doesn't eat eggs.

Same :yep:

Just because you dont eat eggs does not mean you dont know someone whom does.

I guess the sampling of the subsim general community is just too narrow to find even one person who has experienced this.