I have to have four cups of coffee per day. If not I get a terrible caffene head ache. Yet if I have the coffee too late in the day I end up awake late into the night. Like now. :damn::rotfl2::damn:

Pffftt! Kung Fu! Bah! More like Dung Fool! :O:

Lets see:
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Uniform: $50
Cost per month for classes: $100
Number of months needed for Black Belt: 30
Total Cost: $3,000
Effective range of Kung Fu: 1 meter


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M91/30 Mosin-Nagant Bolt Action Sniper Rifle: $160 +S@H
Cost of training: negligible, its so simple an illiterate peasant could use it.
Effective range of M91/30 with scope: 750 meters

Ha! :rotfl2:

Is it a bad thing that so many didn't understand it, after all some tea party supporters can be just as freaky as the candidates they are selecting.

That hurts...I paid my cheap Chinese airsoft gun for a little more than $300......I need to kill people . . . .:damn: let's see if I can get a bite or two


He hast spoken. We are poor illiterate people(by plain ignorance)

Do speak more! (British politics is indeed bewildering because I can't relate them to tea and coffee :03:)

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Indeed, as its American politics by someone who isn't British:hmmm:

While it has some basis on pieces from the Irish and British press its mainly based on US coverage of the selection process for the upcoming US elections, so perhaps it is not illiteracy but simply just plain ignorance as you yourself suggest

I'm working on my telekinetic jiu-jitsu pretty much every day now, so if you find yourself "accidentally" losing your balance and falling on your face any time in the future just assume it's me. :up:

Sounds to me like someone needs to have a nice cuppa and a lie down.:hmmm:

me likey tea :DL

Good point, in open country. In the living room?

Well, that's clearly not me, as I've been well-trained enough to know that kicks that high are for the dojo and exhibitions only, and almost always a bad choice when fighting on any surface where the footing is not guaranteed 100% stable, except as a no-other-options last resort desperation move.

It's not that we have anything against kicking people in the head, mind you. We just prefer to put our opponents on the ground first, or at the very least give 'em a good shot in the 'nads to double 'em over. Kicks to the head can then be performed almost at one's leisure. :up:

Colonel Mustard, with the lead pipe.

Robert Heinlein's three rules of martial arts:

1. Hit first.
2. Hit hard.
3. Hit dirty.

Yes, we followed the same principle/phylosophy in Aikido :yep: