Because there is no such thing. :stare:

Why do forums have threads? They are not made from textiles. :hmph:

Because, as we all know, there were a lot of toga's to find on the Latin fora. Lots of threads in a toga.

Why don't the Italians wear toga's anymore?

Because butts in pants are easier to pinch.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Because I smell like road kill. Those are vultures.


Why do we have a why do thread?

because we do. :smug:

why do I have this incredible urge to make lemonade?

Because when life gives you why do threads you make lemonade.

Why am I still on this forum? :O:

Nuts. I was going to work that one in.

Because you love reading the lame jokes and boring essays that are hallmarks of your truly. Or....y'know....cuz you like subs. Or something.:doh:

Why do........emos. Just Why!?

Me, too. That's what happens when you overthink stuff. Early birds appear.

Because they yearn for an identity. :shifty::nope:


Why do the stars never wink at me?

You don't do emo's.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...38810-emos.jpg

Why can't there be an emo who doesn't fail for a change?

Oops, I was a little slow in posting, so I guess I'll just have to answer your question, to prevent it from falling into oblivion:)They do, you just don't watch closely enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0zei_zXzdw

My question still stands: Why can't there be an emo who doesn't fail for a change?

because to the emos pain and torment is the only option to gather the attention they obviously haven't recieved as a child.
to be a success one must be able to give up the pain and torment and thus lose all the attention they would get by tracing hearts on their wrists with razor blades.

lol, true:lol:

since you didn't post a next question I will post one. We now know why emo's always fail... but why do Metalheads never fail?:smug:

Two words: Iron Maiden! :rock:

Uh... okay. Two more: Ozzy!! :rock::rock:


Why do hedgehogs look so cute? :hmmm: