After it's done you HAVE to yell out, "What did you eat last night?!"

Guys, he's soon going to have two children to provide for. He can't afford to be in traction for six weeks.

Congrats :woot: When the Dr. holds him up to you and says, " It's a Boy ".

Don't look at the umbiblical cord and say "AND WHAT A BOY " !!! :doh: :haha:

I had to read that again Dowly :har: Yeah, funny if you think about it!

Anyway, hope all goes well!

I remember when I was born, the doctor smacked me on the butt, turned me over and said to my mother, "Congratulations you have twins."

:oops:

Aye, here's wishing to a pain free labour for the missus and your little boy to come out fighting and well hung :O:

Best of luck to you, Thorn! My prayers tonight are with you, your wife, and your new little miracle!:salute:

BABIES!!!

Today's babies are smart ass babies! Nothing like the older generations born before 1990.

A girl and now a boy congratulations!

Gratz man, kids are great 'my dad is better than your dad' till they turn 18 then its, dad you suck :DL

Congrats man
 

I've got a 14 yr old boy, and I can highly recommend the experience. The best advice I can give you, for later on, is listen to your kids. They do have things to say and you are not always going to be right.

Best wishes

Hey guys, I'm home after a long day at the hospital! The wife delivered and here are the numbers...

Born on June 16, 2010 at 09:32am

His Weight: 8lbs 12 ounces (at 10 days EARLY)
His Length: 19 Inches
His Head: 14.25 Inches

His Name: Jacob

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/6...ke16jun101.jpg


His older sister, who's holding him in this picture, was born on April 9, 2006

She was born at 07:38am

Her Weight: 8lbs 8 ounces (at 11 days EARLY)
Her Length: 21 Inches
Her Head: 14.25 Inches

Her Name: Isabella-Jolene


So both of them were roughly the same size and weight.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/651...6jun100352.jpg



Anybody know how to resize the images a little bit? They are so HUGE and I took the pics with my small Apple iphone! :-?

PS. Thanks for all the kind words and prayers. Thank you!

I agree on that Raymond. Most parents try to dominate their teenagers (Like my mother) when they should befriend them like my Dad did with me.:cool:

Congrats on your kids Thorn! Beautiful looking children! You should be proud! :yeah:

Fantastic matey.....congratulations to the wife also :yeah:

Congrats! And welcome to the world Jacob! :salute:

Beeeyoootiful! Also: NOM NOM NOM

Congrats to you both. :woot: