Do I want to know how you know that? :hmmm:

EMT :)

sigh... yes I made it.. :shifty:
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/e...rret/spits.jpg

I'm so glad you qualified that.

I can't think of any puns to go with this :(

Whenever I read anything about a man getting his junk maimed or hurt or anything like that I immediately grip my crotch to try and protect it. :stare:

Also... whenever I see a pair of bolt cutters...
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3...trial18inb.jpg

I have an odd habit of imagining it being used on my junk and start freaking out. :o

I shouldn't worry, the whole thread is just a load of bollocks anyway :DL

I understand that when things started to get really ugly she pointed out the extreme vulnerability of his circumstances and offered him the chance to surrender.

In retrospect, his reply of "Nuts!" turned out to be less impressive than he'd hoped.