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UnderseaLcpl 05-19-10 05:18 PM

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

It's so bad that even the occasional part that would normally be funny for being so bad is just......worse. Rodney Dangerfield would be unable to hyperbolize just how god-awful this movie is. I don't even think the English language is capable of adequately describing this.....thing. Actually, I'm not even sure if it qualifies as a movie, since it doesn't seem to have any plot, actors, special effects, or audiences. I'm pretty sure it is the worst America has to offer.

If that's still not bad enough, I'd recommend a Danish Dogme film.

SteamWake 05-19-10 05:21 PM

I'll mention one that alot of pepole think is crap but I absolutly loved...

Zombieland.

Dowly 05-19-10 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl (Post 1397571)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Ow cool, had forgotten that one! :salute:

TLAM Strike 05-19-10 05:28 PM

Men in Black II

Cyber Wars
^Recommended for Dowly, it has some nudity... :up:

krashkart 05-19-10 07:13 PM

Cherry 2000 -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092746/
Android -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083557/

Make sure to stick around for the closing music score on Android. :har:

I'll also recommend nearly every movie made for/by the Sci-Fi Channel. Some of those are really, really bad. :up:

Aramike 05-19-10 07:19 PM

Wing Commander http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131646/

Sailor Steve 05-19-10 07:34 PM

Zardoz! So bad, yet I've always loved it. Sean Connery in a diaper! It also has some good eye candy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/

LiveGoat 05-19-10 07:43 PM

Space Mutiny

Hollywood Airforce (AKA Weekend Warriors)

Police Academy 3: Citizens on Patrol

Doctor Detroit

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

Warrior of the Lost World

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom (this one is heinous!)

Gay N****rs From Outerspace

(This has the "N" word in the title, hence the censoring. It's not a racist film but it is very weird and bad in a good way. Four stars!)

frau kaleun 05-19-10 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart (Post 1397672)
I'll also recommend nearly every movie made for/by the Sci-Fi Channel. Some of those are really, really bad. :up:

Oh, but it's SyFy now, so the movies are much better.

NOT.

Sometimes they even do marathons with a theme. You can get a whole Saturday afternoon of bad made-for-basic-cable movies featuring mutated killer insects or giant snakes.

Oh, and I can't believe no one's mentioned Dune yet.

LiveGoat 05-19-10 07:50 PM

"The gun is good! The penis is evil!" :rotfl2:


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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1397681)
Zardoz! So bad, yet I've always loved it. Sean Connery in a diaper! It also has some good eye candy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/


LiveGoat 05-19-10 07:59 PM

Oh, almost forgot:

Can't Stop the Music


This is a movie about and starring The Village People. It features a very young Steve Guttenberg rollerskating through Greenwich Village, the very hot Valerie Perrine, and horror of horrors, Bruce Jenner in shorty shorts and a half shirt. An unbelievably terrible movie! There are musical numbers sung by the VP. Highlights include "YMCA" and "Milk Shake". YYeaaachh!

Blacklight 05-19-10 09:29 PM

Look here. This is one of my favorite sites. I love to watch and collect bad movies as well. This place is a WEALTH of bad movie info, reviews, sound and video clips. It's the best and funniest site on the web for bad movie fans.

http://www.badmovies.org/

TarJak 05-19-10 09:35 PM

Anything with Sandra Bullock in it.

Sweet Home Alabama.

Méo 05-19-10 10:15 PM

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/pro...155.1020.A.jpg

THE WORST EVER... IMHO. :DL

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/222107...n_usa_tribute/

krashkart 05-19-10 10:31 PM

^^ The proper way to aim and shoot at your opponents. :03:

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve (Post 1397681)
Zardoz! So bad, yet I've always loved it. Sean Connery in a diaper! It also has some good eye candy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/

I know I've seen Zardoz!. I know it, I know it, I know it -- but for the life of me I don't remember. Maybe the memory was overshadowed by the nightmares I had after watching Dreamscape. :sunny:

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1397690)
Oh, but it's SyFy now, so the movies are much better.

NOT.

Sometimes they even do marathons with a theme. You can get a whole Saturday afternoon of bad made-for-basic-cable movies featuring mutated killer insects or giant snakes.

Oh, and I can't believe no one's mentioned Dune yet.

How could I ever forget the themed marathons? Dean Cain was in practically every one of them!! :rock:


[Edit] SyFy?? Well now, aren't they special. :P


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