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Recently my ettiquette regarding BdU has been far from nice. They've been giving me suicidal grids to patrol, being a good little captain I always patrol the grid for 24 hours and then go off on my own. Recently getting to the grids has been a real pain in the arse though. My last patrol, I ended up being assigned to AM68 Just off the coast of the isle of man. I remember it well.

"New orders, U-101 patrol grid AM68"
"What the ****, you can't be ******* serious. Just because of one ******* comment about that **** donitz. Well BdU I have a message for you. **** you in your ******* ******* with a ******* **** made of ******* thorn shaped plastic. I mean really what the ******* **** are you. I know some form of ******* **** in a **** **** office with ******* ***** for ******* ears!"

See, bloody Bdu are a pain in the ass. :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

Awesome:har:

I normally follow the orders , patrol for 24 hours then go find myself a nice juicy shipping lane.