A true Scotsman will be totally wasted for a week, hung over for another week, and two weeks on will have no memory of how he came to be wearing a pair of knickers on his head. :D


Have a blast big X. :up::up:

Wait, he's Scottish? Then who's paying for all that booze?

Happy birthday!

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Cheers guys. I wish the clouds would clear long enough for me to use my telescope I bought myself.

Steed, what you say is true, if only I was really Scottish. I was infact born in Yorkshire....even more skinflint than the jocks.

As for my booze my workmates bought me a nice big bottle of red wine.

Well enjoy your cup of Tetley's then :DL


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Just don't let anyone else horn in on your big moment.

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Пусть бегут неуклюже пешеходы по лужам
А вода по асфальту рекой
И не ясно прохожим в этот день непогожий
Почему я веселый такой

А я играю на гармошке у прохожих на виду
К сожаленью день рожденья
Только раз в году

Прилетит вдруг волшебник в голубом вертолете
И бесплатно покажет кино
С днем рожденья поздравит
И наверно оставит мне в подарок пятьсот эскимо

А я играю на гармошке у прохожих на виду
К сожаленью день рожденья
Только раз в году
К сожаленью день рожденья
Только раз в году

@ Mookie: :rotfl2:

@ Jim: Pip pip cheerio!

@ Frau K: :yeah:

@ McBee: I didn't know you spoke Furby.

Happy Birthday, Xabba!:woot: I...um........<creativity exhausted>

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Hey look at that! Girls and Soccer! I mean Foootball! They're European! Poland is close to Britain, right? I mean, WOW! Football chicks!:woot::woot::woot:


Happy Birthday and happy hunting, Xabba:salute: Here's hoping you have a successful and long-lasting dynamic campaign.:ping:

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I wanna watch them play! Their technique should uncover things I didn't know about the game. It should all be very revealing.:D

Undersea..even better present than the rest.....

I might put that on my netbook as the background lol..

Oh frau kaleun I had to stop my 4 year old son from blowing out the candles.

In fact my daughter grabbed him and held her hand over his mouth..funny as...

Make sure you rotate it 360 degrees first, or else it isn't a Polish background. :DL

happy birthday

@ Polish soccer team. I heard that soccer players aren't capable of reaching their hands over their heads while keeping their arms straight.:hmmm:

A very, very happy birthday, friend.