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Tchocky 05-09-10 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1386586)
Unfortunately I don't wear hats so buying a new one would just seem wasteful. :O:

Pshaw. You've won the lottery! Time to start!

STEED 05-09-10 12:42 PM

Spend it all before the tax man gets a whiff of it. ;)

frau kaleun 05-09-10 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky (Post 1386608)
Pshaw. You've won the lottery! Time to start!

Maybe you're right, this one looks nice:

http://www.solarnavigator.net/histor...of_england.jpg

Jimbuna 05-09-10 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1386662)
Maybe you're right, this one looks nice:

This one might suit you better :haha:


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oMLFVLYski...jester_hat.jpg

frau kaleun 05-09-10 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1386675)
This one might suit you better :haha:


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oMLFVLYski...jester_hat.jpg

What, no bells? I DEMAND BELLS!

Platapus 05-09-10 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1386675)
This one might suit you better :haha:


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oMLFVLYski...jester_hat.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 1386679)
What, no bells? I DEMAND BELLS!

I guess Frau Kalen does not like fuzzy balls in front of her face. :O:

frau kaleun 05-09-10 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 1386696)
I guess Frau Kalen does not like fuzzy balls in front of her face. :O:

Of course not. I keep my collection in jars up on the mantel. Actually wearing them on a hat would be so déclassé.

Jimbuna 05-09-10 02:56 PM

Bells it shall be :DL

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...background.jpg

HundertzehnGustav 05-09-10 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl (Post 1386536)
You're lazy:O:

Why not chart a course for a rewarding career aboard my pirate ship? Competitive wages, flexible hours, full medical and dental, and I'm planning on hiring ex-hooters girls for bar wenches:D That be no map needed to find that booty, matey:arrgh!:

go sail off somalia? hunt down some tankers for additionalm revenue...

frau kaleun 05-09-10 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1386772)
Bells it shall be :DL

And now... let all mere mortals fear the jingling of my approach. :O:

raymond6751 05-09-10 03:38 PM

This one I like
 
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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl (Post 1386468)
1) Hire a good tax lawyer

2) Put 25% of after-tax total into offshore account, give 50% to various people/institutions, save 25% for business venture (below)

3) 1/2 scale fully-functional 3rd-rate ship-of -the-line replica tricked out like a pirate ship and furnished with belowdecks restaurant/bar and several leisure areas. Available for private parties, dinner cruises, educational field trips, and children's birthday parties. Resarrrrrvations required.:arrgh!:

That ship lounge. Heck of an idea! Man, that would be a blast and make a profit surely.

longam 05-09-10 05:15 PM

Invest most to live on. Help the family as much as I could, Get an RV and see America.

Task Force 05-09-10 06:28 PM

Hmm.

First: Look at it for a second... probably with the words WTF going through my head

Second: then id be happy

Soon after id move... to europe maby, or a nice place in the US. Soon followed by a nice car, house, a Speedboat and suff.

Id spend about 3 to 4 million of it, save the rest up for life.

but ya know, the lottery around here has gotten to 266 million. I FEEL JIPPED!

If I got that. :)
Id have a Nice boat, car and a WW2 Tiger, or panther tank. something Ive always wanted.

GoldenRivet 05-09-10 06:42 PM

After paying taxes i would probably have about $6,500,000 left over.

1. I would buy my wife and I some acreage in the country and build myself a grass strip runway a hangar and a quaint log home (not tiny but not sprawling either).

this would leave me with about $6,000,000

2. I would buy a Thunder Mustang, a mint 1944 L4 Cub, and a Boeing Stearman

this would leave me with about $5,300,000

3. I would pay off my truck and spend about $10,000 tricking it out with cool accessories.

this would leave me with about $5,265,000

4. I would donate about $1.5M to various charities

this would leave me with about $3,765,000

5. I would pay off my mothers home and my best friend's home

this would leave me about $3,400,000 which i would use to live out the remainder of my days in peace, quiet and solitude.

antikristuseke 05-09-10 06:54 PM

1. Get drunk
2. Pay off my debts
3. Buy a house
4. Invest and live of interest
5. Repeat 1


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