This.

Nothing beats my one, having a professional prostitute living next door, very nice lady to talk too wouldn't even think she was a pro, sadly the neighbors made her sell up and leave the area i actually liked her as a neighbor. Minded her own business wasn't a fat lazy old fart of a gossiper like some here and just got on with the ahh.. job :)

@Steamwake

So your worried about your nephew getting laid by this school teacher? Well at least it will be done at home not in school! :haha:

I'm sure my French lessons would have been more, eh, effective?