Being in the services often means being deployed when the little one's decide to pop out of the hatch.

A learned from a sailor that the guy has to be there to lay the Kiel but does not have to be there for the launching.

I also learned never to say that to a pregnant woman...

Wise man.

Reminds me of a story some comedian told on the radio a while back. His wife was six months pregnant and he was taking some time off of his usual road schedule to help out with more things at home.

One day he spent several hours doing chores outside the house and running errands. Every time he came through the living room his wife was lying on the couch napping. This went on all day. When he came in late in the afternoon with the dinner he'd picked up somewhere and she was STILL lying on the couch napping, he got a little irritated.

Trying but failing to keep the peevishness out of his voice, he started running down the list of all the things he'd accomplished that day - cutting the grass, sweeping out the garage, getting the oil changed on the cars, et cetera, et cetera. "And," he added, "I also picked up some dinner while I was out. What did you do today?"

"I made your son a kidney," his wife answered.

So he shut up and set the table.

Ayuh, nothin' more needed saying. :)

Wheeew. I'm a little out of breath.

After reading frau kaleuns post, I ran into the livingroom and looked my wife straight in the eye and yelled...

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING ANY NAPPING !!!

Boy did she give me a funny look. :o

Mensch, if she has to be napping for you to make a baby, you've got bigger problems than I thought!

:O:

Remind me not to piss you off, frau. :haha:

Loved that movie.

Yep, my pick of all the Indy movies. Not least because having Sean Connery play his father was a stroke of genius.

Altho the first one does have a uboat in it...

Kind of a toss-up there... "Raiders" also had a jury-rigged German plane. :hmmm:

But then, the third also had the scene where Indy jammed a stick into the spokes of the other motorcycle... :hmmm:

I dunno, I'm off to the Channel. :)

True, but I'm a sucker for Holy Grail and Knights Templar stuff.

As long as it's not the second one. I'm sure she's probably a lovely person IRL, but I don't know that I've ever wanted to b-slap anyone as much as Kate Capshaw in that movie. Even Shortround was less annoying.

Based upon my observation of this thread, I hope that no one ever makes a thread called "Brest". :DL

Nah, hardly worth the effort. It would just go bust after a few posts.

Have to disagree. There are enough boobs around here to keep it alive for a while.

At the risk of making this thread go tits up:

I used to be a Brest man, until I saw Wilhem shaven.