That would take more guts than I have.

If I should ever be found in such a condition, you can rest assured that it was a matter of being suicided, as opposed to suicide. I confess that I'm just not man enough to meet the requirements of suicide.

Life is good.

If i ever commit suicide...

I'll set an e mail up to send on a specific date and time detailing my exact location 6 weeks from the date of death.

Im going to get an old porcelain bath tub and stick it out in the middle of a secluded Texas field in mid August surrounded by fencing to keep the critters out.

Im going to eat a huge can of black beans, a cooler fool of freshly boiled crawfish, several dozen raw oysters and a huge bowl of Hormel chili.

Once done with my meal, im going to put on thermal underwear, a sweater and a fur coat and get comfortable in the tub and swallow poison.

one week later... there will be one hell of a foul mess to clean up :har::har::har:

man im an ass hole :haha::haha::haha: