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Sent that one off to the boss! :up:
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Woman's claim: I was NOT Tiger Woods' mistress
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Do you know what is the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?.......
Tiger can drive the golf ball 400 yards! ----- Tiger Woods bangs these nine bimbos, goes home, and then invites two of his buddies over to the house. The phone rings. It's Johnny Miller. Johnny asks Tiger how his game is coming along. Tiger says; not too good. I just had two over after nine ho's. ----- Now Elin knows what Tiger meant when he said is was just popping out to play a round. ----- Tiger tried to explain to Elin that oral sex and intercourse are not really the same. " "That's ridiculous" she said. "Tiger said, "Well then why do they have different prices? ----- Thank you very much! I'm here till tuesday. Try the Veal. :D |
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So, we have text messages and apparently some pictures of Tiger in compromising positions have surfaced. Someone must show Tiger how to cover his tracks.
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Breaking news, It's not Tiger's fault
It's the chicks fault!
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-Do you know what is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
-Santa Claus stops after three HOs. |
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