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AVGWarhawk 12-04-09 01:48 PM

Sent that one off to the boss! :up:

nikimcbee 12-04-09 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1212845)
Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.:haha:

What was your number in line?:haha:

Jimbuna 12-04-09 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 1213687)
Sent that one off to the boss! :up:

Your employed by Tiger Woods!! http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img231...shockedvi8.gif

:DL

AVGWarhawk 12-04-09 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna (Post 1213784)

Nah, but he is an avid golfer.

TarJak 12-04-09 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 1213702)
What was your number in line?:haha:

I don't queue mate.
:har:

Onkel Neal 12-07-09 11:53 PM

Woman's claim: I was NOT Tiger Woods' mistress

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Daphne Czechtowika, hostess for a German-themed restaurant in Racine, Wis., revealed today that she did not have an affair with Tiger Woods -- a claim that set off a rush by book agents for her memoir. If true, the claim would make Czechtowika the only hostess or waitress in America whom Woods did not hit on.
Man, this is getting outta control. :o

bookworm_020 12-08-09 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 1213788)
Nah, but he is an avid golfer.

So is Tiger Wood's wife now!:O:

Takeda Shingen 12-08-09 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee (Post 1212842)
wow, with a payout like that, where do I sign up?

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods...2.1346199.html

:o:hmmm:
With money like that, I could fly to Neal's house every monday so I could tease him about the raiders.:haha:

I don't know about that. Sounds like someone with blonde hair was just wheeled out of there on a stretcher this morning.

AVGWarhawk 12-08-09 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020 (Post 1215584)
So is Tiger Wood's wife now!:O:

I'm not sure if she is a golfer but she will be single very soon. :doh:

TarJak 12-08-09 08:24 PM

Do you know what is the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?.......

Tiger can drive the golf ball 400 yards!

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Tiger Woods bangs these nine bimbos, goes home, and then invites two of his buddies over to the house. The phone rings. It's Johnny Miller. Johnny asks Tiger how his game is coming along. Tiger says; not too good. I just had two over after nine ho's.

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Now Elin knows what Tiger meant when he said is was just popping out to play a round.

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Tiger tried to explain to Elin that oral sex and intercourse are not really the same. "
"That's ridiculous" she said.
"Tiger said, "Well then why do they have different prices?

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Thank you very much! I'm here till tuesday. Try the Veal.
:D

Platapus 12-09-09 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 1216099)
Thank you very much! I'm here till tuesday. Try the Veal.
:D

Good thing you did not ask us to tip our waitresses, as I believe Tiger all ready slipped each of them a big tip.

(rimshot)



(Crickets chirping)



(I will sitting over here)

:D

AVGWarhawk 12-09-09 09:04 AM

So, we have text messages and apparently some pictures of Tiger in compromising positions have surfaced. Someone must show Tiger how to cover his tracks.

nikimcbee 12-11-09 08:23 PM

Breaking news, It's not Tiger's fault
 
It's the chicks fault!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiHz9...1&feature=fvwp

Blood_splat 12-13-09 05:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJYA...eature=popular
:haha:

conus00 12-13-09 06:06 PM

-Do you know what is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
-Santa Claus stops after three HOs.


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